You might have a small church if..........

...all your TV's have glass tubes.
 
...the thrift shop knows you by name.
 
...you offer your church as a drop-off point for government cheese.
 
...you accept EBT cards on your website.
 
...there's not enough members to do your own Newlywed game.
 
...you'd be happy to even have Smellin' come and teach a theology seminar.
 
...all the missionaries you support are illegals because they'll do the work others won't and for less.
 
...pot luck is just that....a pot.
 
...you wash and re-use plastic tableware.
 
...your salt and pepper "shakers" are from Wendy's.
 
...the church fridge has bags filled with sauce packs from multiple fast food joints.
 
Twisted said:
...you'd be happy to even have Smellin' come and teach a theology seminar.
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LOL!

I got into trouble the last time I led a small group, so I don't think churches would have me anyway!
 
Twisted said:
...the church fridge has bags filled with sauce packs from multiple fast food joints.
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Hey, wait a minute...
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
...the church fridge has bags filled with sauce packs from multiple fast food joints.
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Hey, wait a minute...
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.....this is your church fridge.

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...your outhouse is a four-holer.
 
...your outhouse uses stacks of old Sword-of the Lord's for....well, you know.
 
You might have a small church if..........

all the pastor can afford is a flip phone & he preaches against them smart phones because some heathens watch TV on them.
 
.....this is your church fridge.

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There's too much food in this one!


The giant Coke bottle wouldn't fit into the door shelf, and it wouldn't allow you to close the door.

But we didn't have that problem at Grace Independent Baptist Church!

We didn't have a refrigerator.
 
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