You might have a small church if..........

Twisted said:
Vince Massi said:
When your baby outgrows his car seat, you donate it to the church so the other baby can use it.
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That's actually funny! 

But does having 2 small infants at the same time still mean its a small church?

Attendance around 110, with two babies in the Gringo congregation, and two babies in the Mexican congregation. Which is pretty good, since this is a retiree community.
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Vince Massi said:
Twisted said:
Vince Massi said:
When your baby outgrows his car seat, you donate it to the church so the other baby can use it.
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That's actually funny! 

But does having 2 small infants at the same time still mean its a small church?

Attendance around 110, with two babies in the Gringo congregation, and two babies in the Mexican congregation. Which is pretty good, since this is a retiree community.
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110 is NOT a small church.
 
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110 is NOT a small church.
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Well, Yeah, but it's three separate services, including children's church on Saturday.
 
One of your vans has a bad day, so church attendance falls 10%.
 
Vince Massi said:
One of your vans has a bad day, so church attendance falls 10%.
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More than one van?  Not a small church.
 
Twisted, the pastor and I discussed that this morning. There are different standards for defining a small church, but all of us feel that we are one. On the other hand, we are doing pretty well. They were runing a dozen when our pastor first arrived.
 
...all three members do this and you don't notice.

http://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-opens-eyes-benediction-find-whole-congregation-already-applebees
 
You might have a small church if..........

You're a church is broken into and all they steal is your one microphone, and you got that at Radio Shack.
 
fishinnut said:
You might have a small church if..........

You're a church is broken into and all they steal is your one microphone, and you got that at Radio Shack.
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Good one!  Many small churches are praying they can even get a mic from Radio Shack.
 
fishinnut said:
You might have a small church if..........

You're a church is broken into and all they steal is your one microphone, and you got that at Radio Shack.
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This actually happened here in Mexico. A Jewish group bought an abandoned restaurant and turned it into a synagogue. The night before its first service, burglars broke in...



...and stole their ladder.
 
...the trash is only picked up once a month.
 
Vince Massi said:
Twisted said:
...the trash is only picked up once a month.
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????????? I don't get it
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You also appear to "don't get" how to do proper quotes.  It does take skill.
 
Twisted said:
Vince Massi said:
Twisted said:
...the trash is only picked up once a month.
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????????? I don't get it
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You also appear to "don't get" how to do proper quotes.  It does take skill.
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Yeah, but I'm not worried about the quotes.I'm worried about why a small church only gets its trash picked up once a month. Have they complained?
 
There is not enough trash generated to warrant anything more than a monthly pickup. It's THAT small.
 
fishinnut said:
You might have a small church if..........

The parsonage looks like this......

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You might be a hacker if....................
 
brainisengaged said:
There is not enough trash generated to warrant anything more than a monthly pickup. It's THAT small.
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Oh, I get it!


Thank you.
 
You might have a small church if..........

Farmers deliver fresh gallons of milk in old glass jugs, straight from the cow, to the pastor at church every Sunday morning.

And the cream was great with cereal.
 
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