You might be a Hacker if....

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nthanh61 said:
When you're left behind in the far north side of Chicago after night bus (about 11:30PM), and having no money to catch a bus or train. So you walked all the way to downtown and having stopped by these two beautiful young ladies of the night in a convertible asking if I wanted a good time with them (I guess they think I have money since I wear a white shirt and tie). Then having been so tired asking a cop to give me a ride to the train station (he refused), then jumped the turnstile at the station, go to the last stop in Il. Proceed to walk on the highway, hoping to get picked up by some HAC students. I did and got dropped off at church, then waited for security guard to get off his shift and dropped off at HAC on his way to class. And after all that, made it back to campus before 8 PM to go to class.
And this happened in my first year at HAC.
Lesson learned: always tell somebody you're going to the bathroom before getting off bus.
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AWESOME!

That so beats my being left in Whiting and Roseland stories - although I was still in high school and could call collect to parents who could come get me.
 
You believe the level of authority you possess in a ministry is a direct reflection of your superior spirituality to your subordinates.
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applause, applause. toooooo true!
 
You had your son take a picture of you catching a trench coat that your wife threw off the roof to show America that God has given you the mantle and all of Fundamentalism should now follow you.

Or, did the same thing, but just for your bus route.
 
By hitting the goal on your bus route, you were awarded an authentic ceiling tile from the old auditorium.  It is now framed directly above your pulpit.
 
Did I hear somebody say something about importing the other HACker Thread????

You might be a HACKER if .......
OK, lets use this thread to clearly define a HACKER. Many people view this forum who have never attended HAC. Let's help them out. First of all, a HACKER is not just someone who attends HAC. Secondly, a HACKER is not just someone who believes the same doctrine as HAC/FBC. A HACKER is a unique individual that truly cannot be defined with mere words. But, hey, let's have some fun and give it a try! Let's do one statement per post.


You might be a HACKER if ........

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Originally Posted by RAIDER 
OK, lets use this thread to clearly define a HACKER. Many people view this forum who have never attended HAC. Let's help them out. First of all, a HACKER is not just someone who attends HAC. Secondly, a HACKER is not just someone who believes the same doctrine as HAC/FBC. A HACKER is a unique individual that truly cannot be defined with mere words. But, hey, let's have some fun and give it a try! Let's do one statement per post.


You might be a HACKER if ........

Your wedding was held on your bus route!
2. You hocked your wedding ring to pay for a City Baptist Bill
 
You make quite certain that your 100th post is in the YMBAH just to brag about your numbers!
 
...you begin your sermon by saying "I had planned to preach on the 23rd Psalm today, but the Lord won't let me. He has led me to do something else..."

          - What you don't tell your congregation is that you saw a visitor toting a NIV Bible before church started, and you are about to preach against "Modern Perversions!"
 
Binaca Chugger said:
You believe the level of authority you possess in a ministry is a direct reflection of your superior spirituality to your subordinates.
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That sounds alot like the Charismatic church I went to 20 years ago... ???
 
You finally get to speak at a Wednesday night service and you mangle an old lesson of Bro. Hyles' and manage to forget what to call people who are going through a mental illness...then you remember! They are called retards! You are not embarassed to show your ignorance in this sophomoric manner...for you are a HACker.
 
You remember when most of the current staff was a student with you.........and you are still a student.
 
You devote more time and energy to your bus kids than your genetic kids.
 
You publicly decry a man as a heretic simply because someone told you he was.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Your question was so ridiculous that Bro. Hyles pretended he didn't hear and went to the next section during Q&A.
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I'll never forget the time some doofus asked Bro. Hyles what he thought about the alcohol content in Binaca. I don't remember what the answer was other than the guy was out in place.
 
Mathew Ward said:
I think we need to import the other one...
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I agree, Matt.  I just can't get motivated to post repeat post from the old country.
 
You plan to read from Song of Solomon on your wedding night.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
You plan to read from Song of Solomon on your wedding night.
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I spit tea all over my computer LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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