You might be a Hacker if....

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IFB X-Files said:
Binaca Chugger said:
You have ever chided another lady for wearing Pajama Pants (gasp!) to bed.
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Do you "chug" Binaca or take it as an IV?  :o
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Ha Ha - Good one!  I only chugged the Binaca when I was a kid, but I did chew coffee grinds like tobacco - quicker caffeine fix!

Seriously though - this one happens ALOT up there.  After we were married my mom was helping my wife with laundry just after the baby was born.  She started in on my wife when she saw her pajama pants about how women aren't supposed to wear pants.  My wife responded: "It gets worse than that.  Sometimes I don't even wear the pants.....or the shirt to bed!"  :o
 
Binaca Chugger said:
IFB X-Files said:
Binaca Chugger said:
You have ever chided another lady for wearing Pajama Pants (gasp!) to bed.
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Do you "chug" Binaca or take it as an IV?  :o
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Ha Ha - Good one!  I only chugged the Binaca when I was a kid, but I did chew coffee grinds like tobacco - quicker caffeine fix!

Seriously though - this one happens ALOT up there.  After we were married my mom was helping my wife with laundry just after the baby was born.  She started in on my wife when she saw her pajama pants about how women aren't supposed to wear pants.  My wife responded: "It gets worse than that.  Sometimes I don't even wear the pants.....or the shirt to bed!"  :o
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Sadly enough, I have a friend who is a missionary. He told me that some churches give a questionnaire. On some of these, they ask prospective missionaries if their wives wear pants to bed. SMH
 
You have been chased off of your picnic lunch date by an angry goose.
 
You happily gave your registration money to a bus kid so he could get moved into the dorms.........Only........he couldn't read.

(Seriously - this actually happened)
 
You slept through the Sheites, but Amened through the preaching.

Not that that isn't how it should be.......but, seriously?
 
You have ever gotten into a fist fight over which ministry is better.
 
It didn't happen to me but I watched a fellow hacker doing it.

You fall asleep in the mezzanine during night church and hit your head on the handrail, grabbed your bible and shout Amen while everyone else is looking at you funny and try not to laugh.
 
nthanh61 said:
It didn't happen to me but I watched a fellow hacker doing it.

You fall asleep in the mezzanine during night church and hit your head on the handrail, grabbed your bible and shout Amen while everyone else is looking at you funny and try not to laugh.
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su-u-u-re.  It was a friend! 

Go ahead and admit it - your'e a HACker!
(Don't worry, we all still have a little bit of HACker in us)
 
You STILL haven't washed the hand that shook the hand of Dr. Jack Hyles.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
nthanh61 said:
It didn't happen to me but I watched a fellow hacker doing it.

You fall asleep in the mezzanine during night church and hit your head on the handrail, grabbed your bible and shout Amen while everyone else is looking at you funny and try not to laugh.
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su-u-u-re.  It was a friend! 

Go ahead and admit it - your'e a HACker!
(Don't worry, we all still have a little bit of HACker in us)
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Alright, I am a HACker.  ;)  ;)  ;D
 
When you're left behind in the far north side of Chicago after night bus (about 11:30PM), and having no money to catch a bus or train. So you walked all the way to downtown and having stopped by these two beautiful young ladies of the night in a convertible asking if I wanted a good time with them (I guess they think I have money since I wear a white shirt and tie). Then having been so tired asking a cop to give me a ride to the train station (he refused), then jumped the turnstile at the station, go to the last stop in Il. Proceed to walk on the highway, hoping to get picked up by some HAC students. I did and got dropped off at church, then waited for security guard to get off his shift and dropped off at HAC on his way to class. And after all that, made it back to campus before 8 PM to go to class.
And this happened in my first year at HAC.
Lesson learned: always tell somebody you're going to the bathroom before getting off bus.
 
You have ever purchased a used Bible from lost and found.  A few days later, when the rightful owner offers to buy it back from you for $50.00 you refuse telling him that "A good Bible is worth more than any amount of money."

(You can't make this stuff up.  Truth IS stranger than fiction)
 
You believe the level of authority you possess in a ministry is a direct reflection of your superior spirituality to your subordinates.
 
To save money, you abandoned Captains Quarters and decided you could do just as good cutting your own hair.

(I am such a HACker! :'(
 
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