You might be a Hacker if....

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eyes, that's going to leave a mark...........ouch!!!!
 
You still fill out activity reports and mail them in.
 
You have your kids fill out passes in triplicate to leave the campus - er - house.
 
Your question was so ridiculous that Bro. Hyles pretended he didn't hear and went to the next section during Q&A.
 
Your first date was chapel.

You got set up on a blind date by the speaker in chapel.

You put a note on the pulpit asking the speaker to set up someone on a blind date in chapel.

You put a not on the pulpit, pretending to be someone else, to set yourself up on a blind date in chapel.
 
You have ever begun a defense of your position with "Bro. Hyles said......."  (Feel free to input any ministry leader)
 
You have ever suffered a concussion from jumping out of your seat to shout AMEN! while sitting in the mezzanine.

You broke your wrist from waving your Bible while sitting in the mezzanine.
 
You served as a book boy during Pastor's School, selling books from the aisle and viewed the assignment as a divinely appointed call of God to distribute the truth to those in need.
 
You drove the pontoon boat on the sewer drainage retention area - er - beautiful campus lake.
 
You thought holding hands would get you pregnant.

Of course it's not original - but it HAS to be in the list, right?
 
Binaca Chugger said:
You thought holding hands would get you pregnant.

Of course it's not original - but it HAS to be in the list, right?
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I almost fell off my chair laughing............
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Your comb-over is tapered.
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Classic!

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I listened to an old Bro. Hyles sermon this afternoon while preparing dinner, and found myself unexpectedly laughing out loud as he went off on a tangent about using 'hacker' to refer to HAC students. I doubt he had any idea of the joy that would come to future generations in the YMBAH threads...
 
The smell of goose manure brings back fond memories of warm spring dates.
 
You were ever introduced by a gal screaming: "Man on the floor!"

- or, the flip side -

You have ever screamed: "Man on the floor!"

 
You have ever chided another lady for wearing Pajama Pants (gasp!) to bed.
 
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