You might be a Hacker if....

[Binaca Chugger]

You plan to read from Song of Solomon on your wedding night.

I spit tea all over my computer LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad I could help you destroy the machine that will usher in the mark of the beast!
Now, let's talk about your brewed beverage - shall we?

 

[IFB X-Files]

I spit tea all over my computer LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hope that you season your tea with a hint of clove and a dash of Binaca.

 

[Sherryh]

It's cool here 50 tonight.........today was 70 with cool winds.......

I've been drinking hot tea with honey in it........sore throat with weather change.........

 

[Binaca Chugger]

It's cool here 50 tonight.........today was 70 with cool winds.......

I've been drinking hot tea with honey in it........sore throat with weather change.........

Go ahead and knock back a full bottle of Binaca for that sore throat.  The burning will take away the soreness.

 

[Sherryh]

I always hated Binaca just to think about it makes me sick LOL!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I always hated Binaca just to think about it makes me sick LOL!

oooooooh.  Sorry to hear that!  You will not have to sing "Precious Locks" to make up for your lack of HACkerness.

 

[Sherryh]

LOL!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You think butter belongs on a Peanut Butter sandwich.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

you think school buses are evil, but they can be redeemed by the local church to bring children to Jesus!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You refer to the sewage retention pond as a "Beautiful Campus Lake."

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You ripped out a song from the hymnal because: "It's worth it all NOW!"

 

[Caligirl]

You wake up your children by chanting "Wake up wake up, wake up" My kids hate that lol

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You wake up your children by chanting "Wake up wake up, wake up" My kids hate that lol

It is your DUTY to annoy your children. 

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You get to nervous to speak when you have a chance to say hello to your Prrrreeeeeaacher!

 

[prophet]

You ripped out a song from the hymnal because: "It's worth it all NOW!"

I remember that sermon by Bro.Hyles like it was yesterday. His parody of country music was the best!

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[myeyesareopen]

You feel the need to add extra syllables to your words when singing hymns: "Ha-when the trumpet of the Lord shall sound...." or "uh-There shall be showers of blessings..."

 

[IFB X-Files]

you've adjusted your Outlook calender to make Saturday the first day of the week.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

. you have three bus routes in your church and divide them into twelve divisions.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You bring your lunch to work in your briefcase.

 

[IFB X-Files]

You bring your lunch to work in your briefcase.

and the only briefcase you use is the 25 year old one you used in Church Ed to take notes on.