You might be a Hacker if....

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IFB X-Files said:
Binaca Chugger said:
You bring your lunch to work in your briefcase.
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and the only briefcase you use is the 25 year old one you used in Church Ed to take notes on.
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Church Ed Notes!?!  I thought that was when you caught up on sleep and ate lunch, that is, unless you were involved in a game of tag under the pews!
 
RAIDER said:
Mathew Ward said:
I think we need to import the other one...
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I agree, Matt.  I just can't get motivated to post repeat post from the old country.
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Psalm 137:4 How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
 
....you feel the need to apologetically explain, whenever you get something new, how you got it or how you were able to afford it....

"Yes, this is a new ___________, but it was on sale and I also had a (gift card, discount, coupon) so really it was almost free or I never would have gotten it."
 
myeyesareopen said:
....you feel the need to apologetically explain, whenever you get something new, how you got it or how you were able to afford it....

"Yes, this is a new ___________, but it was on sale and I also had a (gift card, discount, coupon) so really it was almost free or I never would have gotten it."
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Pretty good!  But let's face it.  A TRUE HACker only shops at AMVETS. ;)
 
The Valentine Banquet is still the best musical production you have ever seen.
 
Your involvement in HAC sports qualifies you to tell people you were a college athlete.

(Although, I guess that would make you more of a college athlete than most of the Dr.'s are academic).
 
Rather than unbuttoning your top button before preaching as you used to do, you make sure all three buttons of your suit coat are closed up.
 
OMG I can't believe I'm saying this but check your zipper (men) before you walk on the platform............ :o
 
Sherryh said:
OMG I can't believe I'm saying this but check your zipper (men) before you walk on the platform............ :o
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YMBAH if you became furiously angry that Sherryh felt the need to include the word "men" when referencing a zipper and/or walking on the platform.  ;D
 
it could also mean women also ......I'm sorry men
 
IFB X-Files said:
Sherryh said:
OMG I can't believe I'm saying this but check your zipper (men) before you walk on the platform............ :o
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If you mean at FBCH, then I'm confused as to ........
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Checking the zipper was ALWAYS the last thing Bro. Hyles did before walking out the door and onto the platform. 

A couple years ago, I was talking to a HACker pastor.  He said, "Well, I believe the secret to confidence while preaching is just what Bro. Hyles said - Check your zipper before going to the platform."  He was dead serious.  HACker.
 
you'v hung up the 2013 youth conference flyer (arrived in the mail today) and searched it to see if a photo of Schaap got in by accident.
 
RAIDER said:
Mathew Ward said:
I think we need to import the other one...
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I agree, Matt.  I just can't get motivated to post repeat post from the old country.
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I don't think this was ever posted on the old paths.....

You might be a Hacker(ette) if.......

....after your date accidentally and very briefly brushed your pinky finger when he was trying to open a door for you, you went back to your dorm singing, "He Touched Me". 
 
YMBAH if.....

....a bus kid from your church who is now in Bible college answers a question about you (the home church preacher), with the following statement:

"Yeah, he's a HACKER!" 

(Honestly, I am not making this up.  It is a recent conversation I had with a former bus kid from an 80s era HAC pastor's church.)
 
...you pick up three children for Sunday School every week, but you use a full-sized school bus to do so...because you have to have a BUS MINISTRY...
 
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