You might have a small church if..........

....and you're thankful for the SPAM.
 
...your "special offering" thermometer has been stuck on $3.75 for 2 months.
 
...the books in your bookstore have yellowed pages.
 
...the hymnbooks are all embossed with the names of different churches.
 
....envisioning future growth, you had the electrician increase your electrical service to 25 amps.
 
You might have a small church if..........

the pastor sends out an email to the entire church membership complaining that someone left a dirty spoon in the church kitchen sink.
 
.......each individual pew was paid for by a church member in 1964.  Their name is on a small golden plate on the end of each pew.
 
They fill the ditch along the highway with water from a hose to have their baptisms.
 
RAIDER said:
.......each individual pew was paid for by a church member in 1964.  Their name is on a small golden plate on the end of each pew.
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That was at FBC Hammond in the church built after the fire and before the expansion that now is Hyles Memorial Auditorium.

 
TidesofTruth said:
RAIDER said:
.......each individual pew was paid for by a church member in 1964.  Their name is on a small golden plate on the end of each pew.
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That was at FBC Hammond in the church built after the fire and before the expansion that now is Hyles Memorial Auditorium.
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??

Talk about missing the point.
 
Twisted said:
TidesofTruth said:
RAIDER said:
.......each individual pew was paid for by a church member in 1964.  Their name is on a small golden plate on the end of each pew.
Click to expand...

That was at FBC Hammond in the church built after the fire and before the expansion that now is Hyles Memorial Auditorium.
Click to expand...

??

Talk about missing the point.
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YMBAH if........  :)
 
The baptismal horse trough really doubles as a horse trough during the week.
 
....if you have a cemetery in the back yard of the church.
 
...if your office door is also your bedroom door.

Yeah. That was me a for a while back in the day.  :D
 
You might have a small church if..........

you leave a note on the front door of the church that states: "Sorry I missed you. I am out on visitation."

Visitation is the name of your fishing boat.
 
Meals on Wheels donate so you can have a potluck dinner.
 
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