The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

Governor Walz, prancing and pirouetting his way into the hearts of hundreds of manly men everywhere!
 
aleshanee said:
so am i.... and i never even went to hyles anderson college... .🙃


indeed.... where else can you find a video on this forum proving that megladon is still out there in the ocean... and a rare comic book based on a movie about cowboys finding and roping a dinosaur.. then putting it in a wild west circus?.... :cool:


as it turns out spam is very helpful.... it;s one of the best survival foods out there..... keeps almost forever.... has the right ratio of fat to protein so you won;t die of protein poisoning if you have to live off it for an extended time.... . and it;s relatively cheap... ....

and i;ll bet the forum didn;t know that in honolulu spam is keep under lock and key in grocery stores to keep homeless people from stealing it... you have to ask the clerk to open the case for you... . .. a few years ago homeless people here started trading cans of spam with each other... and using it like street currency.... imagine that - money you can actually eat if you had to..... 💰


well.... as it turns out ex-lax is very helpful too.... .. especially if one eats too much spam.... or nothing but spam for a while... ..it should always be in the medical kit of a survival bug-out bag.. along with a medicine to provide the opposite effect.... ...coz you just never know..... ;)
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You crack me up. You take jokes and turn them into serious questions. You probably have an IQ of 180.
 
i wasn;t really being serious...... .
Bob Jones VI said:
You crack me up. You take jokes and turn them into serious questions. You probably have an IQ of 180.
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i wasn;t being serious..... just extending the joke.... .(or making an attempt to) ..... the best jokes have at least a small element of serious in them.... ...but my jokes are seldom understood as jokes here...... ...or even understood at all .... .i should probably just stay out of this thread altogether.....
 
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aleshanee said:
i wasn;t really being serious...... .

i wasn;t being serious..... just extending the joke.... .(or making an attempt to) ..... the best jokes have at least a small element of serious in them.... ...but my jokes are seldom understood as jokes here...... ...or even understood at all .... .i should probably just stay out of this thread altogether.....
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No, NO, No. Don't do that. You bring color and light and hilarity to everything.,
 
aleshanee said:
i wasn;t really being serious...... .

i wasn;t being serious..... just extending the joke.... .(or making an attempt to) ..... the best jokes have at least a small element of serious in them.... ...but my jokes are seldom understood as jokes here...... ...or even understood at all .... .i should probably just stay out of this thread altogether.....
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My great grandmother lived through the Depression. Always when visiting her when I was just a boy, the lunch she prepared for me and my brother was Spam on toast with mustard. There are cans of Spam in my cabinet right now.

Some days I'll slice a loaf and nuke it in the microwave to dry it out a little. Smells like I'm nuking a skunk, but most of my neighbors smoke weed anyway, and I'll snack on it during the day...the Spam, not the weed.
 
Ekklesian said:
My great grandmother lived through the Depression. Always when visiting her when I was just a boy, the lunch she prepared for me and my brother was Spam on toast with mustard. There are cans of Spam in my cabinet right now.

Some days I'll slice a loaf and nuke it in the microwave to dry it out a little. Smells like I'm nuking a skunk, but most of my neighbors smoke weed anyway, and I'll snack on it during the day...the Spam, not the weed.
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spam is huge in hawaii.... .during world war 2 and for a long time afterwards, fresh meat became hard to find all through the islands.... life here was similar to what people like your great grandmother lived through during the depression..... .. but while that was happeneing the military was bringing spam into hawaii by the ship load to feed soldiers and sailors that were fighting or serving all throughout the pacific.... ... they brought in so much they couldn;t even use it all and a lot of the surplus crates of spam ended up in civlian markets..where it became very much appreciated.. ... .. locals started buying spam and putting it into all kinds of meals and dishes .....

one of those dishes using spam which was invented in hawaii - and which is still consumed all over the islands is called spam musubi.... ..it;s really nothing but a slice of fried spam sitting on a block of compressed rice and wrapped in dried sea weed.... ..in recent years visitors to hawaii have taken the idea back home with them and started making spam musubi themselves.... i;ve never liked it much but can eat them if i have no other choice... . most people here love them and consider spam musubi a delicasy....

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we carry cans of spam with us in our back packs on hunting trips where we are hikng into remote areas and spending the night there..... that and water are the heaviest things we carry... we usually cook it over a campfire but if we can;t start a fire then we just eat it out of the can...... all of the spam and most of the water is usually gone before we start hiking back.... but hopefully that lost excess weight is made up for by the weight of a wild pig we killed.... if not then we have an easier light weight hike back to civilization.....
 
the first humpback whale of this 2024 to 2025 winter season was seen the other day
at the maui observatory... .... so far i have not seen any show up around oahu yet..
.. and i haven;t heard of any either.... but it won;t be long... it;s good that the
first one is here this early.... .

 
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