The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if you abandon the FFF for some "Old Path" discussion page made with Frontpage, having frames, a midi file for background music and a "Fundamental 500" image centered in the bottom row of a table at the bottom of every .htm page.

Made me look.  couldn't find it off google.

 

[Lone Ranger]

YMBAH if you abandon the FFF for some "Old Path" discussion page made with Frontpage, having frames, a midi file for background music and a "Fundamental 500" image centered in the bottom row of a table at the bottom of every .htm page.

YMBAH if . . .
You're not impressed with all the newfangled "mumbo jumbo". You just know compromise when you see it.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.............

you have more adults sitting on the platform than you do in the crowd.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you don't have any assistant pastors so you have the head deacon as the lone representative to sit on the platform.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

Love it!! 

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

Love it!! 

I don't.  Hurts the young family like crazy causing all sorts of problems.  Dirty rottin' stinkin' HACkers.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

YMBAH if:

You have ever moved your family to a new state to work in a church that didn't have enough money to pay you.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if.........

you teach your church to respond to your illustrations about yourself by saying, "OOhhhhh......Ahhhhh" in unison.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

YMBAH if:

You have ever moved your family to a new state to work in a church that didn't have enough money to pay you.

Ouch!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

YMBAH if:

You have ever moved your family to a new state to work in a church that didn't have enough money to pay you.

Ouch!!

Yep.  I can Exegete that one.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if:

You have ever hired a staff member without enough money to pay him.

YMBAH if:

You have ever moved your family to a new state to work in a church that didn't have enough money to pay you.

Ouch!!

Yep.  I can Exegete that one.

You Deeper-Lifer, you!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...............

you are a Baptist because John wasn't John "the Methodist".

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if............

you think the greatest generation were the HAC college students of the 1980's.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you wear your flood-water pants even on the day you forgot to put on your white socks...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...

...you wear your flood-water pants even on the day you forgot to put on your white socks...

I'm lovin' it!! 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if...

...you wear your flood-water pants even on the day you forgot to put on your white socks...

I'm lovin' it!! 

And there's almost too much shin cleavage there,  gentlemen!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if.........

while in ministry have you ever told a church member, "It's my way or the highway!"

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if......

you asked an evangelist & his family of 5 to travel over 600 miles one way spend a week preaching at your church & you give him $100 dollars travel reimbursement. :

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if......

you asked an evangelist & his family of 5 to travel over 600 miles one way spend a week preaching at your church & you give him $100 dollars travel reimbursement. :

Experience this one, did you?