The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[sword]

YMBAHI...
A member of your church named Cletus offers to build you a new pulpit and you ask him to make it bullet proof.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if your entire Thanksgiving sermon is a poem that you wrote.

 

[sword]

YMBAH if you are pastoring a church in a rural area and there is a small 150 year old cemetery across the road. You petition the county to rename the cemetery "Memory Lane."

YMBAH if you always wonder if the KGB is watching you.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you are 50 years old, live next to your parents and refuse to have Christmas dinner with them because, "Bless Gawd, you're a deadbeat if you go home for Christmas. "

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you are 50 years old, live next to your parents and refuse to have Christmas dinner with them because, "Bless Gawd, you're a deadbeat if you go home for Christmas. "

Gold!!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Gold!!

I just remembered the testimony you gave about taking a stand!

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...You still won't drive over 45 in your church's busses.