The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

YMBAH if.............

you are sick and you go to your local prompt care.  The first thing you say is, "I need to spend some time in the infirmary".
 
YMBAH if...

...all your family's board games have homemade spinners because "dice is of da debil"...
 
YMBAH if...

...you make your son throw out all the "Brewers" from his baseball card collection...
 
YMBAH if...

...you have white out on your computer screen from trying to blot "quit" and "compromise" from dictionary.com...
 
YMBAH if...

...you rip out the Cialis and Viagra ads from your (health) Prevention Magazine...
 
YMBAH if...

...the only book of the Bible that your kids are prohibited from reading is the Song of Solomon...
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you make your son throw out all the "Brewers" from his baseball card collection...
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Nice!!
 
YMBAH if..............

you invite Jorgensen to preach a revival meeting at your church because he can really "shuck the corn".
 
YMBAH if:

You start a YMBAH thread even though another already exists on the same forum that you previously denounced.

Talk about going across the street to start a church.  Sheesh!
 
YMBAH if,

You make fun of the way a man preaches that Graduated from Princeton University an Ivy League School, verses your Certificate.  :D
 
YMBAHI...

You have two screens up on your platform, so your crowd of 22 can see from the cheap seats.
 
YMBAH if:

You wait for someone to start a load of laundry, then add your own.
 
YMBAH if:

You know the legend of Timothy Tadpole.
 
YMBAH if:

You believe holding hands will get you pregnant.
 
YMBAH  if:

You have ever found yourself at an ER after a bus promotion went awry. 

Props to the poor soul who lit himself on fire to scare the bus kids with hell.  The flames didn't go out quite as fast as he was expecting.
 
YMBAH if:

You appreciated seeing Stacy Adams in the HAC promo video.
 
YMBAH  if:

You constantly ask prayer at church for a child after 12 years of marriage.  When pastor discovers and asks you why you and your wife don't sleep in the same room, you remind him that Bro. Hyles and Dr. Evans had the same setup.

True story.  Can't make that up.
 
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