The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[RAIDER]

YMBA Hacker if..............

your church runs 100 and you promote a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Heart".

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBA Hacker if..............

your church runs 100 and you promote a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Heart".

I have no problem with that.  A church should have a heart for its community.

Hosting a ministry parade on the other hand.......

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you get excited when you call a business with 1611 as the last 4 digits of its phone number. ......and you take up time telling whoever answers. 

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you refuse to watch Jeopardy! when Alex isn't wearing a solid white shirt. 

 

[RAIDER]

Two good ones from Patriotic.  I guess getting "called out" has revived her!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Two good ones from Patriotic.  I guess getting "called out" has revived her!

YMBAHI...

...you rejoice when someone else experiences a revival!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBA Hacker if..............

your church runs 100 and you promote a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Heart".

I have no problem with that.  A church should have a heart for its community.

Hosting a ministry parade on the other hand.......

Well said, but you would be a HACker if you promoted a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Pancreas."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBA Hacker if..............

your church runs 100 and you promote a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Heart".

I have no problem with that.  A church should have a heart for its community.

Hosting a ministry parade on the other hand.......

Well said, but you would be a HACker if you promoted a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Pancreas."

Reminds me of when Hyles said about how 'heart' can be different depending on the ethnic culture: "I love you, with all my liver."

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBA Hacker if..............

your church runs 100 and you promote a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Heart".

I have no problem with that.  A church should have a heart for its community.

Hosting a ministry parade on the other hand.......

Well said, but you would be a HACker if you promoted a Sunday morning service as "A Church with a Pancreas."

Reminds me of when Hyles said about how 'heart' can be different depending on the ethnic culture: "I love you, with all my liver."

Wow.  I remember that.  Flashback.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Had a YMBAH moment at the Fitness Center the other day while reading the posted rules.
"No dress or open toed shoes." That'll preach!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

Did you full out forms in triplicate at the desk to verify that you kept all the rules?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

YMBAH if:


You turn yourself in for not wiping down a machine after using it at the gym.

 

[RAIDER]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

YMBAH if:


You turn yourself in for not wiping down a machine after using it at the gym.

Nice!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

And I've opened up a whole new can of worms regarding attire at a fitness center!

 

[RAIDER]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

A true Hacker would read the rules BEFORE he worked out.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

And I guess IMBAH if I read the rules while working out at the Fitness Center.

A true Hacker would read the rules BEFORE he worked out.

A true HACker would be outside the fitness center preaching against yoga pants.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAHI...

...on your honeymoon night, your new bride slowly removes your horn-rimmed glasses from your nose...

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAHI...

...on your honeymoon night, your new bride slowly removes your horn-rimmed glasses from your nose...

...and you refuse to lower your standards and move forward.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAHI:

You hate NASCAR because they are all going Left.