The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

prophet said:
YMBAHI...

You have two screens up on your platform, so your crowd of 22 can see from the cheap seats.
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YES!!
 
Binaca Chugger said:
YMBAH if:

You believe holding hands will get you pregnant.
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YMBAH if:

When at the airport, after giving the attendant your name, you are amazed at how he can see all of your flight information and how much you fly with that airline on that thing called a computer.
 
YMBAH if:

You still call a "Nintendo" an "Innuendo."
 
YMBAH if:

You have ever sung on your way to dinner:
"...if you want to be like Bro. Hyles in every way, buffet your body, every day."
 
YMBAHI...

...you continue to preach against "the devil's music" found in the albums of "Johnny Trash" and "Amy Grunt"...
 
YMBAH if................

you see a child misbehaving on a plane and you yell, "Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa!!!" to straighten him out.
 
YMBAH if.....................

you pastor a small church in the deep south.  You have two security guards that walk you from your office to the auditorium.  They both carry sawed off shot guns.
 
YMBAH if:

You already have Ray Young's signature in your Bible, but you had a chance to meet him again.  So, you had him sign your Bible, "Stacy Adams."
 
YMBAHI...
The Salvation Army thrift store refuses your shirt donations.
 
16KJV11 said:
YMBAHI...
The Salvation Army thrift store refuses your shirt donations....
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...so you give them to bus kids. :)
 
Smellin Coffee said:
16KJV11 said:
YMBAHI...
The Salvation Army thrift store refuses your shirt donations....
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...so you give them to bus kids. :)
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Then you give them prizes if they wear them on Sunday!
Along with the spotted up old ties you gave them...
 
YMBAH if.............

your church ladies are going to have a Ladies Missionary Society meeting.  You suggest that they auction off some of your old ties to raise money.
 
YMBAH if...................

you write a poem to an old tire setting beside your garage.
 
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if...................

you write a poem to an old tire setting beside your garage....
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...because it reminded you of giving away donuts on your bus route while you were a student...
 
YMBAH if:

You are considering abandoning the FFF because, with the new look, you are worried they have abandoned the "Old Paths" and are becoming contemporary.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
YMBAH if:

You are considering abandoning the FFF because, with the new look, you are worried they have abandoned the "Old Paths" and are becoming contemporary.
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YES!!! :)
 
YMBAH if you abandon the FFF for some "Old Path" discussion page made with Frontpage, having frames, a midi file for background music and a "Fundamental 500" image centered in the bottom row of a table at the bottom of every .htm page.
 
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