The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

fishinnut said:
YMBAH if..................

your church members donate the materials & the labor to build you an in-ground pool & the landscaping around it & you (the pastor) will not join in the work though quite able. Yes, it happened.
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YMBAH if.............

you are teaching through the book of Revelation on Wednesday night using Dr. Hyles' book "Let's Study the Revelation".  In the adult Sunday School class you are teaching on "Why We Believe the KJV is Perfect".
 
YMBAH if................

you pastor a country church of 80 and you announce to the congregation that you are starting a bus kid school in September.
 
fishinnut said:
You might be a Hacker if....this is your motto.

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I did this for years....then I had a heart attack at 34.

That's about how long you can keep that up, 12 years or so, if you are me.

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YMBAHI...
You have teenage girls dig out the building, to seal the foundation, in the pouring rain, and then "throw a fit" that they tracked mud in to the church kitchen and didn't clean it up fast enough to not be seen by the visiting missionary.
Of course, you were in a suit all day, "studying for sermons".

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YMBAHI....
You are in prison for child molesting...

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prophet said:
YMBAHI....
You are in prison for child molesting...

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????? Dat was coooold.


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fishinnut said:
You might be a Hacker if....this is your motto.

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I was talking to a pastor recently who has been in the ministry for many years.  He told me he went to work for a HAC grad upon college graduation.  He said he worked from sun up to sun down 7 days a week.  It was expected.
 
YMBAH if................

you live in NC and you are a Chicago Bear's fan because you attended HAC.
 
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if................

you live in NC and you are a Chicago Bear's fan because you attended HAC.
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And your name rhymes with cherry

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prophet said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if................

you live in NC and you are a Chicago Bear's fan because you attended HAC.
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And your name rhymes with cherry

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For a minute, I thought you were talking about me....whew!
 
YMBAH if..................

someone posts about you and does everything but call your name, and you can't figure it out.
 
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if..................

someone posts about you and does everything but call your name, and you can't figure it out.
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Boa barata
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Are you mixing Binaca and carrot juice again?
 
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
Teri in NC said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if..................

someone posts about you and does everything but call your name, and you can't figure it out.
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Boa barata
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Are you mixing Binaca and carrot juice again?
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I am thinking I might have been. 

I have NO CLUE what boa barata means.
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Some things never change.......
 
YMBAH if.................

you are new to the FFF and you choose the name "Willis Athey".  ;)
 
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if.................

you are new to the FFF and you choose the name "Willis Athey".  ;)
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Don't make me curse you and knock some teeth outta your head! ;-)


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Willis Athey said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if.................

you are new to the FFF and you choose the name "Willis Athey".  ;)
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Don't make me curse you and knock some teeth outta your head! ;-)


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How did Wilis Athey get 37 posts and i not knoiw about him?!?!?!??!??!!???
 
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