The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[sword]

YMBAH if..................

someone posts about you and does everything but call your name, and you can't figure it out.

Boa barata

Are you mixing Binaca and carrot juice again?

I am thinking I might have been. 
I have NO CLUE what boa barata means.

If your from Brazil then Boa barata means "good cockroach".

 

[Willis Athey]

YMBAH if.................

you are new to the FFF and you choose the name "Willis Athey". 

Don't make me curse you and knock some teeth outta your head! ;-)


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How did Wilis Athey get 37 posts and i not knoiw about him?!?!?!??!??!!???

I've just been plodding along. I typically don't strive for the limelight and can stay under the radar now that Jack can't make up stories about me!  He threw me under the bus every single week!


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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.............

you are still preaching against Mash and Love Boat.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if.............

you are still preaching against Mash and Love Boat.

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[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if.............

you are still preaching against Mash and Love Boat.

and Squash too!

 

[fishinnut]

You might be a HACker if....

You run off all your music talent & then announce that your new Wed. night "Bible study" series will be, "Why I don't like Contemporary Christian music."

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.............

your Christian school builds a new football field and you name it "Jorgensen Field". 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if....................

before you candidate at a church you have a written requirement that "the auditorium carpet must be replaced with gold carpet" if I am called as the pastor.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if....................

before you candidate at a church you have a written requirement that "the auditorium carpet must be replaced with gold carpet" if I am called as the pastor.

and there be an imprint of an iron in an obvious place.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if....................

before you candidate at a church you have a written requirement that "the auditorium carpet must be replaced with gold carpet" if I am called as the pastor.

and there be an imprint of an iron in an obvious place.

Pick the most obvious place, in the main entrance ...

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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.............

while you are preaching in your auditorium that seats 100 you point out that a bulb is burnt our in one of the lights.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if.............

while you are preaching in your auditorium that seats 100 you point out that a bulb is burnt our in one of the lights.

If you are preaching in a church of 100, you are the one who changes the bulbs...

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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.............

while you are preaching in your auditorium that seats 100 you point out that a bulb is burnt our in one of the lights.

If you are preaching in a church of 100, you are the one who changes the bulbs...

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Not true.  A true Hacker would have somebody "on staff" to whom they can delegate.

 

[16KJV11]

YMBAH if.............

while you are preaching in your auditorium that seats 100 you point out that a bulb is burnt our in one of the lights.

If you are preaching in a church of 100, you are the one who changes the bulbs...

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Not true.  A true Hacker would have somebody "on staff" to whom they can delegate.

Even if it's his wife!

 

[fishinnut]

You might be a Hacker if....

you enjoyed D2D S/W & bus visitation in cold weather.

 

[16KJV11]

You might be a Hacker if....

you enjoyed D2D S/W & bus visitation in cold weather.

Naw, that's just plumb STOOOPID.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if...............
you have your wedding on your bus route.

That was the first YMBAH on the .com site!

 

[16KJV11]

YMBAHI...
You have a roach coach cater your wedding.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...............
you have your wedding on your bus route.

That was the first YMBAH on the .com site!

Thank you for keeping the old paths alive.

 

[16KJV11]

YMBAH if...............
you have your wedding on your bus route.

That was the first YMBAH on the .com site!

Thank you for keeping the old paths alive.

Just think of all those precious gems that disappeared into eternity when that website went by the waysdie!  :'(