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YMBAH if.......

you pastor in a rural community and you run a night bus.  You tell the driver that you do not want to see him back on the church property with the bus before midnight.
 
My wife and I have been married for 39 years, and she has never worn a pair of pants during that time.



NOW THAT'S A PAIR OF HACKERS!
 
YMBAHI...
You felt you were one b/c you were assigned to live in the PROPHETS dormatory.
 
YMBAH if................

there is a new subdivision being built near your church.  You petition the city to name the subdivision "Baptist City".
 
YMBAH if...............

you attend a small, country church of 40 members and you tell the pastor that he need the treble turned up on his PA system.
 
YMBAH if......

a fellow IFB preacher from the area asks you to preach for him on a Wednesday evening.  Your first response is, 'Would you like me to stay after the service so you can have time to ask me questions?"
 
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if......

a fellow IFB preacher from the area asks you to preach for him on a Wednesday evening.  Your first response is, 'Would you like me to stay after the service so you can have time to ask me questions?"
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Now that reminds me of the Old Days on the forum!
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
RAIDER said:
YMBAH if......

a fellow IFB preacher from the area asks you to preach for him on a Wednesday evening.  Your first response is, 'Would you like me to stay after the service so you can have time to ask me questions?"
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Now that reminds me of the Old Days on the forum!
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Refreshing!
 
YMBAH if..........................you have never had any other pastor ask you to preach in his church, yet you keep a notebook labeled: Sermons I Have Preached Away and Where I Have Preached Them. That way when you are asked, you can have your secretary prepare a list of sermons you have preached within 100 miles of where you will be preaching.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMBAH if..........................you have never had any other pastor ask you to preach in his church, yet you keep a notebook labeled: Sermons I Have Preached Away and Where I Have Preached Them. That way when you are asked, you can have your secretary prepare a list of sermons you have preached within 100 miles of where you will be preaching.
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Pure gold!!
 
YMBAH if........

your country church averages 45 on Sunday morning.  You have 4 parking places in front of the church with signs that read "Staff Parking Only".
 
Here is a Smellin Coffee classic!

YMBAH if..............

your intimate apparel is made of blue denim and lace.
 
YMBAH if..........

the little boys at your church all wear white socks with their suits because "they want to be like preacher".
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMBAH if you write a poem for th entire  morning sermon and start by saying, "Please pardon my poetry."
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Nice!
 
YMBAH if.....................

while you are preaching you yell, "Turn up my treble!" even though you have no PA system.
 
YMBAH if.....................

you leave the church your son pastors & leave the state. Then blog about it.
 
fishinnut said:
YMBAH if.....................

you leave the church your son pastors & leave the state. Then blog about it.
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Sounds familiar.
 
fishinnut said:
YMBAH if.....................

you leave the church your son pastors & leave the state. Then blog about it.
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:)
 
You might be a Hacker if....

your church website still quotes what JH said about you when he was preaching in your pulpit way back when.
 
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