The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

He goes to films.

This isn't Stinkin BJU, you HACker!

Earnestly Contend

Thanks, Sheffey.

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAHI...

upon returning to FBC you think that you now have street cred since you can now can tell them that you also were kicked out as pastor by the " @#?!%@ SBC!"    8)

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBA HACker if.........

like Raider, you call ahead for Valentines Day reservation.

That is great!  Can you imagine? 

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAH...

if you have an answer for everything, even when no one is asking any questions.

 

[IFB X-Files]

Ok.  Wow.  Does anyone remember a staff member telling a story about a student couple inviting them (staff member and his wife) to a meal?  They took them to White Castle, went inside and the student went to order and came back to the table with those little burgers which he cut in half and gave to each of them.  The staff member was thinking, "WHAT??"

Then they left and went to a park where the student  opened the trunk and unloaded a full course fried chicken dinner with all the trimmings.  Nice joke.

Anyone remember hearing that?

 

[RAIDER]

Ok.  Wow.  Does anyone remember a staff member telling a story about a student couple inviting them (staff member and his wife) to a meal?  They took them to White Castle, went inside and the student went to order and came back to the table with those little burgers which he cut in half and gave to each of them.  The staff member was thinking, "WHAT??"

Then they left and went to a park where the student  opened the trunk and unloaded a full course fried chicken dinner with all the trimmings.  Nice joke.

Anyone remember hearing that?

No, but I wish I would have thought of it!

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if you preach against Paul Chappell because his auditorium does not have a mezzanine.

 

[baptisthac]

You might be a Hacker if you preach against Paul Chappell because his auditorium does not have a mezzanine.

LOL

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you have been pastoring a church for 3 months and you take a special offering on a Sunday evening to help pay for Volume One of your sermons in print.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

 

[baptisthac]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman. 

 

[baptisthac]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

patriotic has been and added nothing of value to the conversation.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

patriotic has been and added nothing of value to the conversation.

And yet.....

you chose to come see me a second time. 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

patriotic has been and added nothing of value to the conversation.

And yet.....

you chose to come see me a second time.

If you remember, I got a free meal.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

patriotic has been and added nothing of value to the conversation.

And yet.....

you chose to come see me a second time.

If you remember, I got a free meal.

My husband paid, and I'm still not speaking to him! 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 200 and you have 50 deacons.

How do you keep coming up with these?  LOL

His wife.
Behind every good man stands a good woman.

If Raider's wife is this funny I can't imagine being with them.  LOL

patriotic has been and added nothing of value to the conversation.

And yet.....

you chose to come see me a second time.

If you remember, I got a free meal.

My husband paid, and I'm still not speaking to him! 

I'm sure it was the best investment of his life.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if the first thing that comes to your mind at Easter is the Bunny Hop.