The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

RAIDER said:
patriotic said:
You might be a Hacker if your posts average more than 4 per day.
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Somebody has to sacrifice to keep numbers up on this forum.  Yea, I missed my grandmother's funeral in order to do a Deadbeat Update.  So my wife sat at home alone the evening of our anniversary so I could start a new thread.  I'm trying to save a forum!!  Who's going to sit behind this keyboard when I'm gone?
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But if your wife was wearing pajama pants while she sat home alone on your anniversary, what will your legacy be? 
 
YMBAHI...
You wake up thinking about posting on the FFF.
 
YMBAHI...
You use the FFF in your sermon illustrations.
 
YMBAHI...
You accuse someone of being a SUNBEAM for trying to increase their post numbers.
 
You might be a Hacker if you "fear" the rapture will happen the one day you fail to make a post.
 
Ypu might be a Hacker if you "fear"  the rapture will happen before your post average  is >1.0.
 
YMBAH if you "fear" Jesus will come  back before you attain status of Beginning Hacker.
 
patriotic said:
Ypu might be a Hacker if you "fear"  the rapture will happen before your post average  is >1.0.
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Gold!  :)
 
YMBA HACker if.........

during the holidays, a family in your church that you pastor has out of  family that attends your Christmas Eve service. When asked what they thought about the service the 13 year old  son says "I liked the service but I thought the pastor was mad when he preached."
 
You might be a Hacker if you are home for Christmas break and you miss the dining hall food.
 
YMBAH if...

You asked permission from your preacher to miss church over the holidays so you can visit family out of town.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
YMBAH if...

You asked permission from your preacher to miss church over the holidays so you can visit family out of town.
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Your permission request was filled out in triplicate.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Binaca Chugger said:
YMBAH if...

You asked permission from your preacher to miss church over the holidays so you can visit family out of town.
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Your permission request was filled out in triplicate.
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YMBAH if ....you started a building program to build a wing so you could have a South hallway.
 
YMBA HACker if.......

your church builds a new school building and you suggest an indoor mini-golf course.
 
YMBAH  if you're cheering for Penn State simply because they have a player with the name CHRISTIAN HACkenberg.
 
You might be disappointed if you cheered for Penn State, today,...

Go Blue!

Earnestly Contend

 
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