The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[patriotic]

You might be disappointed if you cheered for Penn State, today,...

Go Blue!

Earnestly Contend

I didn't cheer for them, although I did watch part of the game, when I noticed his name.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you candidate for the pastorate of a church that has a Christian school.  You inform them that you will not take the position unless the high school basketball team name is changed to "The Swordsmen".

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if you candidate for the pastorate of a church that has a Christian school.  You inform them that you will not take the position unless the high school basketball team name is changed to "The Swordsmen".

Just recently, I saw a high school aged young man with a jacket that said Swordsmen. He was not from HBS, but I noticed it, and thought for certain it had to be an offspring of a Hacker.  Now to figure out where I saw it as I traveled over Christmas......

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if you candidate for the pastorate of a church that has a Christian school.  You inform them that you will not take the position unless the high school basketball team name is changed to "The Swordsmen".

or switch-bladders. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH  if you're cheering for Penn State simply because they have a player with the name CHRISTIAN HACkenberg.

Hu Yaaaaaayyyy men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RAIDER]

Just recently, I saw a high school aged young man with a jacket that said Swordsmen. He was not from HBS, but I noticed it, and thought for certain it had to be an offspring of a Hacker.  Now to figure out where I saw it as I traveled over Christmas......

YMBAH if your name is Patriotic.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you have a man from your congregation read the Scripture before you preach.  His name is Charles but you refer to him as "Brother John".

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...

...you believe that Myles Jack should be the #1 pick in the 2016 draft simply based on his name.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if...

...you believe that Myles Jack should be the #1 pick in the 2016 draft simply based on his name.

And you refer to him as, "Brother Myles".

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAH if...

...you believe that Myles Jack should be the #1 pick in the 2016 draft simply based on his name.

I hope he gets picked up by the Bears.

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAH if...

you always go to the 3D movies because they give you those dark glasses to go with you ball cap and scarf, just in case someone might be there that could recognize you.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

I go there specifically to pass out tracts.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

I go there specifically to pass out tracts.

Are ypu making a hero of yourself in effort to promote man worship?
You just might be a Hacker.

 

[Matthew1323]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

I go there specifically to pass out tracts.

Are ypu making a hero of yourself in effort to promote man worship?
You just might be a Hacker.

Friend, the words that you speak have caused me great pain.  I will now seek medical assistance for my wounds and consult a counselor.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

He goes to films.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

I go there specifically to pass out tracts.

This man is a hero.

 

[patriotic]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

I go there specifically to pass out tracts.

This man is a hero.

Man worshipper .

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if.....

you will only go to a 3D movie if the glasses they give you have dark rims.

What kind of Hacker goes to movies?

He goes to films.

This isn't Stinkin BJU, you HACker!

Earnestly Contend