The Hacker Thread about Absolutely Nothing Particular!

[Sherryh]

Look at the baby's face LOL! priceless!!!!!

 

[Torrent v.3]

Hey y'all........I finally found you!  Did you miss me?

Yes, how is the ministry?

 

[RebeccasRants]

Umm....if that's a serious question, it's going pretty good.  Had great Mother's Day services this morning with several visiting families.  Had two adults saved on visitation yesterday.  Husband's health is pretty good right now.  Third child is about to graduate from high school with four to go.  Facing some hard trials but I'm not tying a knot to the end of my rope to hold on--I'm trusting God's unfailing grace to get us through!

 

[16KJV11]

So how "low" a payment can I get for this??  LOL!

For a Ford?
$500 sounds reasonable!

 

[Torrent v.3]

Umm....if that's a serious question, it's going pretty good.  Had great Mother's Day services this morning with several visiting families.  Had two adults saved on visitation yesterday.  Husband's health is pretty good right now.  Third child is about to graduate from high school with four to go.  Facing some hard trials but I'm not tying a knot to the end of my rope to hold on--I'm trusting God's unfailing grace to get us through!

Yes, it was serious. Contrary to the differences that are stark in our places in life, I have always found your discussions of your life in ministry to be genuine and open and spirit filled.  May the Lord give your husband peace, hope, strength, and contentedness in the center of God's will for you.

 

[RAIDER]

This reminds me so much of RAIDER in Church Ed with his notebook by his side.  Actually, it reminds me of ANY class RAIDER took!


https://vimeo.com/65598248

Oh, for the RACK!!!!!

 

[BALAAM]

I sure got a kick out of this one if nobody else did!!!

 

[RAIDER]

That is a classic! 

 

[RAIDER]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

 

[RAIDER]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

 

[RAIDER]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

Do you think there is a chance that Dr. Hyles amy have witnessed to Pop on an elevator in the area? 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

Do you think there is a chance that Dr. Hyles amy have witnessed to Pop on an elevator in the area? 

Ya just never know.

 

[RAIDER]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

Do you think there is a chance that Dr. Hyles amy have witnessed to Pop on an elevator in the area? 

Ya just never know.

You know, Smellin, you could claim this one as your own.  Go ahead.  Don't be humble.  Tell us the story about you and Pop. 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

Do you think there is a chance that Dr. Hyles amy have witnessed to Pop on an elevator in the area? 

Ya just never know.

You know, Smellin, you could claim this one as your own.  Go ahead.  Don't be humble.  Tell us the story about you and Pop. 

OK, here goes.

Teenage soul-winning on Saturdays were amazing. As teens, we would go out to the concrete jungles and play basketball with the locals and after games witness to them. Week after week, we would see scores come to Christ.

One day while in Merrillville, my friend Kevin and I saw a couple guys shooting hoops at a park. We approached them and suggested a game of two-on-two. Sure enough, they agreed.

The score was tied 9-9 with the 10th point being the game-winner. Now, I don't know exactly what happened because I have never dunked a basketball in my life, even on an 8 foot rim, but I felt this surge over me. Kevin passed me the ball down low and as I leaped, I found myself skying, not only over my opponent, but also the rim. I raised the ball to the sky and jammed it down the cylinder. The opponent stood there in awe that I slammed the ball over him to win the game.

After the game, we started talking to the two fellas. My oponent I had dunked over was named Gregg "with 2 Gs" as he said. He told me that in all his years playing for Merrillville High School, no one had ever dunked on him. I explained to him how God endues with power and He gave me the ability to dunk the ball. Gregg sweetly got tears in his eyes and said, "I was dunked on for Jesus" and he bowed his head and asked Jesus into his heart.

A couple decades later, Gregg became an NBA head coach and has won a couple of championships!

 

[RAIDER]

OK, here goes.

Teenage soul-winning on Saturdays were amazing. As teens, we would go out to the concrete jungles and play basketball with the locals and after games witness to them. Week after week, we would see scores come to Christ.

One day while in Merrillville, my friend Kevin and I saw a couple guys shooting hoops at a park. We approached them and suggested a game of two-on-two. Sure enough, they agreed.

The score was tied 9-9 with the 10th point being the game-winner. Now, I don't know exactly what happened because I have never dunked a basketball in my life, even on an 8 foot rim, but I felt this surge over me. Kevin passed me the ball down low and as I leaped, I found myself skying, not only over my opponent, but also the rim. I raised the ball to the sky and jammed it down the cylinder. The opponent stood there in awe that I slammed the ball over him to win the game.

After the game, we started talking to the two fellas. My oponent I had dunked over was named Gregg "with 2 Gs" as he said. He told me that in all his years playing for Merrillville High School, no one had ever dunked on him. I explained to him how God endues with power and He gave me the ability to dunk the ball. Gregg sweetly got tears in his eyes and said, "I was dunked on for Jesus" and he bowed his head and asked Jesus into his heart.

A couple decades later, Gregg became an NBA head coach and has won a couple of championships!

Let me critique if I may.  Let's see if the important elements are present.

* Event happens while serving in a ministry.  You were on Teen Soul Winning.  Check!
* Numbers must be glorified.  You used the word "scores" when referring to the numbers you would see saved.  Check!
* Personal pronouns must be used in rapid fire fashion.  All I can say is, "Nicely done!"  Check!
* There must be a supernatural event.  You were able to jump close to 3 feet higher than you ever have.  Check!
* You must take things to a spiritual level.  Oh yes!  Check!
* In the end, you must be the hero.  Check!

 

[patriotic]

So who do you have picked to reach the NBA Finals?  I would like to see Indiana knock off the Heat, but I think Miami and San Antonio will make the finals.

I agree with you. Did you know that Popovich is from Merrillville High School?

No, I did not.  What a brilliant NBA coach!

I agree.

http://merrillville.schoolwires.net/Page/705

Do you think there is a chance that Dr. Hyles amy have witnessed to Pop on an elevator in the area? 

Ya just never know.

You know, Smellin, you could claim this one as your own.  Go ahead.  Don't be humble.  Tell us the story about you and Pop. 

OK, here goes.

Teenage soul-winning on Saturdays were amazing. As teens, we would go out to the concrete jungles and play basketball with the locals and after games witness to them. Week after week, we would see scores come to Christ.

One day while in Merrillville, my friend Kevin and I saw a couple guys shooting hoops at a park. We approached them and suggested a game of two-on-two. Sure enough, they agreed.

The score was tied 9-9 with the 10th point being the game-winner. Now, I don't know exactly what happened because I have never dunked a basketball in my life, even on an 8 foot rim, but I felt this surge over me. Kevin passed me the ball down low and as I leaped, I found myself skying, not only over my opponent, but also the rim. I raised the ball to the sky and jammed it down the cylinder. The opponent stood there in awe that I slammed the ball over him to win the game.

After the game, we started talking to the two fellas. My oponent I had dunked over was named Gregg "with 2 Gs" as he said. He told me that in all his years playing for Merrillville High School, no one had ever dunked on him. I explained to him how God endues with power and He gave me the ability to dunk the ball. Gregg sweetly got tears in his eyes and said, "I was dunked on for Jesus" and he bowed his head and asked Jesus into his heart.

A couple decades later, Gregg became an NBA head coach and has won a couple of championships!

Cre-HAC-tive writing at its finest. 

 

[RAIDER]

Cre-HAC-tive writing at its finest.

He's like an artist with a brush.

 

[RAIDER]

Cre-HAC-tive writing at its finest.

What waas Mrs. Barber's class called?  Was it Preacher's Writing Seminar??