The "craziest" sermons I have ever heard

I do not mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Now we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.
 
Bravo said:
I do no mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Ow we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.

This has spread far beyond Hammond.  For the longest time it was the gals that picked up on this.  After Schaap and his pennies' stories I think some of the men folk have started to use it.
 
Bravo said:
Walt said:
Bruh said:
Walt said:
Bruh said:
Gomez telling everyone that his current wife was a virgin when they got married.

And why is that crazy?  Are you just trying to be vile about him or her?

I am literally killing myself laughing.

And why is that crazy?  Are you serious?

I don't know much about Gomez; was his current wife married before?  Or are you saying he committed adultery or fornication with her.  That's not funny; that is a very serious matter.  If you've no proof, it is a slur against her.

On the other hand it seems like a really odd thing to go around telling people. He isn't a kid, he's an older man, show some discretion in your public speaking.

I guess that whizzed right over my head... I thought that the poster was implying that they were engaged in fornication/adultery, and "everyone" (supposedly) knew it, so it was "crazy" for him to say that.

Yes, it is a little weird to tell this "all" the time to everyone.  It first of all implies that there is some doubt on the part of some people.  I'm guessing that he is trying to quell rumors, but, in my opinion, such a tactic feeds the rumor flame.
 
Walt said:
I guess that whizzed right over my head... I thought that the poster was implying that they were engaged in fornication/adultery, and "everyone" (supposedly) knew it, so it was "crazy" for him to say that.

Yes, it is a little weird to tell this "all" the time to everyone.  It first of all implies that there is some doubt on the part of some people.  I'm guessing that he is trying to quell rumors, but, in my opinion, such a tactic feeds the rumor flame.

I'm sure that in his mind it helped him solidify the macho man image that he likes to portray.
 
Bruh said:
Bravo said:
Walt said:
Bruh said:
Walt said:
Bruh said:
Gomez telling everyone that his current wife was a virgin when they got married.

And why is that crazy?  Are you just trying to be vile about him or her?

I am literally killing myself laughing.

And why is that crazy?  Are you serious?

I don't know much about Gomez; was his current wife married before?  Or are you saying he committed adultery or fornication with her.  That's not funny; that is a very serious matter.  If you've no proof, it is a slur against her.

On the other hand it seems like a really odd thing to go around telling people. He isn't a kid, he's an older man, show some discretion in your public speaking.

Yes, why would he feel the need to tell ANYONE and I mean ANYONE, this.....?

I suspect because he was aware of rumors, either in his church or on forums about them, and was trying to quash them.  I misunderstood your point -- I thought you were saying that it was crazy to think that his current wife was a virgin when they married.  I agree that telling it far and wide is odd -- but, then again, some people have weird ideas about private matters.



I don't get it? What is the purpose? Who care's? Why should anyone care?

And yes, it is a very, very, very, very, odd thing to tell ANYONE!!

He was "SUPPOSED" to be preaching the Bible, I'm sorry, but were in the Bible does it say that Kieth Gomez is to tell ANYONE this? 

If what he did is o.k. then it would be o.k. for me to approach him after he said this and tell him, I sure am glad you cleared the air about your wife being a virgin when you got married because I sure was curious about it.  SMH!!

My recollection is that there was a lot of comment when he got re-married so rapidly that there was a lot of talk.  I don't credit KG with a lot of finer feelings; he impresses me as a very coarse man.
 
brainisengaged said:
Boomer said:
I went to Youth Conference back in the mid-90s. Jack Schaap preached a "sermon" while wearing an outfit made out of sackcloth (supposedly made for him by his wife). Schaap told us he would wear that outfit as he lamented and prayed for America. Then he took some passage out of Jeremiah or Isaiah (Can't remember which) and predicted that Russia was going to take America down.

His text had some mention of Babylon (America in his imagination) falling in the space of one hour. So Schaap told us that the Russians had some kind of missile that they could launch over the North Pole that could get to America in 60 minutes . . . and it would blow up the whole country.

Many of the kids in our youth group were scared to death that "The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!"

I had been thinking about going to HAC at the time. That sermon was just one more nail in the coffin of that notion.

That reminded me...he seemed to like to scare us. Make us writhe in our seats with graphic stories of the gang rape of an innocent little boy sent to boarding school, make us listen to tales of horrors of killings of animals and torture of people...and there was a time when a video was produced about how Muslims are overtaking the world because their birth rate is something like three or four times that of non-Muslims...I remember being so depressed at the inevitability of that. It may be true, but a huge big video shown on the double I-mag screens complete with totally ominous "doom music" is really pretty dour, heavy and pessimistic stuff. But cheer up! I found a penny! God loves me after all...

Times sure were weird down in the rabbit hole.

We used to call that his "shock preaching".  JS did it all the time. 
When getting ready for church I would often say to myself:  "Time to go get beat up again." That was EXACTLY how I felt about going to church.  I NEVER looked forward to it.  It was just my duty.  Period.  And there were others that just LOVED it.  Sometimes I would wonder what was wrong with me.  Now I wonder what was wrong with THEM.  Haha!
 
Bravo said:
I do no mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Ow we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.

I lost a few Hacker friends when I pointed this out via facebook years ago. They didn't take to well to my assertion that it was extra-biblical charismatic nonsense...
 
cast.sheep said:
We used to call that his "shock preaching".  JS did it all the time. 
When getting ready for church I would often say to myself:  "Time to go get beat up again." That was EXACTLY how I felt about going to church.  I NEVER looked forward to it.  It was just my duty.  Period.  And there were others that just LOVED it.  Sometimes I would wonder what was wrong with me.  Now I wonder what was wrong with THEM.  Haha!

Exactly - "Shock factor preaching"!  Unfortunately it became Schaap's calling card.
 
Bravo said:
I do not mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Now we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.

You are not offending me Raider -- I was, sorry to say, making fun of it a bit in my post via manic juxtapositioning. You know...gang rape, killing baby rabbits by ripping their heads off, Muslims will soon dominate the world, but OH LOOK A PENNY! GOD LOVES ME!!!
 
brainisengaged said:
Bravo said:
I do not mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Now we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.

You are not offending me Raider -- I was, sorry to say, making fun of it a bit in my post via manic juxtapositioning. You know...gang rape, killing baby rabbits by ripping their heads off, Muslims will soon dominate the world, but OH LOOK A PENNY! GOD LOVES ME!!!

Actually you are quoting Bravo.
 
brainisengaged said:
Bravo said:
I do not mean to offend but you just reminded me of one,... The whole "God Loves Me Signs". Can anyone find any Biblical support for this doctrine?
John 3:16? Nope! I saw a Redbird! God loves me!
Jesus dying on the cross? Nope! A deer went walking across my yard this morning! God loves me!

Now we have HACkers all across the country repeating this crazy extra Biblical stuff.

You are not offending me Raider -- I was, sorry to say, making fun of it a bit in my post via manic juxtapositioning. You know...gang rape, killing baby rabbits by ripping their heads off, Muslims will soon dominate the world, but OH LOOK A PENNY! GOD LOVES ME!!!

I do appreciate the humor and I'm glad I did not offend.  ;D
 
I realize that I am probably about ten years older than most of the people on here (except for bgw) but when I was growing up as a teenager in the 70's this kind of preaching was pretty common. I was constantly afraid that America was doomed at any second and that the rapture would take place before I was 20. Any listen to guys like Jack VanImpe in the 70's?
 
cast.sheep said:
brainisengaged said:
Boomer said:
I went to Youth Conference back in the mid-90s. Jack Schaap preached a "sermon" while wearing an outfit made out of sackcloth (supposedly made for him by his wife). Schaap told us he would wear that outfit as he lamented and prayed for America. Then he took some passage out of Jeremiah or Isaiah (Can't remember which) and predicted that Russia was going to take America down.

His text had some mention of Babylon (America in his imagination) falling in the space of one hour. So Schaap told us that the Russians had some kind of missile that they could launch over the North Pole that could get to America in 60 minutes . . . and it would blow up the whole country.

Many of the kids in our youth group were scared to death that "The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!"

I had been thinking about going to HAC at the time. That sermon was just one more nail in the coffin of that notion.

That reminded me...he seemed to like to scare us. Make us writhe in our seats with graphic stories of the gang rape of an innocent little boy sent to boarding school, make us listen to tales of horrors of killings of animals and torture of people...and there was a time when a video was produced about how Muslims are overtaking the world because their birth rate is something like three or four times that of non-Muslims...I remember being so depressed at the inevitability of that. It may be true, but a huge big video shown on the double I-mag screens complete with totally ominous "doom music" is really pretty dour, heavy and pessimistic stuff. But cheer up! I found a penny! God loves me after all...

Times sure were weird down in the rabbit hole.

We used to call that his "shock preaching".  JS did it all the time. 
When getting ready for church I would often say to myself:  "Time to go get beat up again." That was EXACTLY how I felt about going to church.  I NEVER looked forward to it.  It was just my duty.  Period.  And there were others that just LOVED it.  Sometimes I would wonder what was wrong with me.  Now I wonder what was wrong with THEM.  Haha!

I can identify with the "time to get beat up again"... Tom Brennan pretty much summed up that former church with: "Bless God, if we're not going soul-winning 25 hours a day, we're not right with God".  That pretty much sums it up.  Give all you can, and go all you can... and whatever you did was never "enough".  If you didn't go out at one of the church set times, you were lazy and wicked.  If you went out at one of the times, that was acceptable, but you should really go out another time.  Then, if you didn't stay out until you "caught one", that showed the lack of compassion, and so on.

The whole "quicker prayerism" thing was making me sick - my kids could see the hypocrisy as well.  The church saw lots of people "saved" each week, but the church didn't seem to grow very much (no kidding, with people just wanting us off of their porch so they could get on with what they were doing before we interrupted them).

I was crushed down, thinking I was about the worst Christian ever.  I thought of myself as one of the "whosoever will" crowd - not anyone God really wanted, but He was promise bound to take anyone who believed, and I had.

When we (I) finally had the courage to leave, we found a Bible-preaching church, and it was amazing how the Holy Spirit could use messages that were based on the Word He inspired instead of merely the preacher's opinion.  And then, there was the first time the preacher showed us that we were each, individually, precious to God.  I was overcome with the goodness of God, and broke down and wept. Yes, God did want me, Walt ___, with all my faults and failures! Amazing love!

Anyway, didn't mean to get off on that, but I can so much identify with the "time to get beat up".
 
qwerty said:
I loved Bro. Marshalls sermon on Acts 26:14

He went into how some folks were....well it brought out the red faces and muted laughter.....
He said, "when I was in the Air Force, there were some officers that we would call "&@@#$" behind their backs, because they were hard to get along with...
I think every man in that chapel service made eye contact with every other man.
We couldn't believe that he could possibly be that naive.
This was in Evening college, full of military men, so there were many of us who held our breath the whole sermon, to keep from rotfl!!!
That really was crazy.
 
GeneFrenkle said:
My all-time favorite is when Mike Fish brought snacks to the pulpit of evening college for an illustration.  He brought Devil Dogs, Ho-Ho's, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs. 

I understand he was trying to be light hearted, but he messed up badly.  The gist was comparing a Devil Dog to an immoral person.  A Ho-Ho was probably the same.  "Don't be a Twinky" should be obvious.  He took a bit of each then threw the other half to a staff member.  He threw the other Twinky to Jeff Owens and said, "Don't be a Twinky".

His mess up came when he took a bite of the Ding Dong and he brought nothing to drink.  He said -and I kid you not- "Give me a second, I'm still chewing on my Ding Dong".  The place went silent.  A few snickers.  We were all holding back laughter until Jeff Owens said, "That must hurt".  He might as well have shut his Bible at that point.  I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
Classic. I was there for that, too.  He lost the service at that point.
 
prophet said:
GeneFrenkle said:
My all-time favorite is when Mike Fish brought snacks to the pulpit of evening college for an illustration.  He brought Devil Dogs, Ho-Ho's, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs. 

I understand he was trying to be light hearted, but he messed up badly.  The gist was comparing a Devil Dog to an immoral person.  A Ho-Ho was probably the same.  "Don't be a Twinky" should be obvious.  He took a bit of each then threw the other half to a staff member.  He threw the other Twinky to Jeff Owens and said, "Don't be a Twinky".

His mess up came when he took a bite of the Ding Dong and he brought nothing to drink.  He said -and I kid you not- "Give me a second, I'm still chewing on my Ding Dong".  The place went silent.  A few snickers.  We were all holding back laughter until Jeff Owens said, "That must hurt".  He might as well have shut his Bible at that point.  I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
Classic. I was there for that, too.  He lost the service at that point.
What year was that?  I was in night college for a couple of semesters.
 
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
GeneFrenkle said:
My all-time favorite is when Mike Fish brought snacks to the pulpit of evening college for an illustration.  He brought Devil Dogs, Ho-Ho's, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs. 

I understand he was trying to be light hearted, but he messed up badly.  The gist was comparing a Devil Dog to an immoral person.  A Ho-Ho was probably the same.  "Don't be a Twinky" should be obvious.  He took a bit of each then threw the other half to a staff member.  He threw the other Twinky to Jeff Owens and said, "Don't be a Twinky".

His mess up came when he took a bite of the Ding Dong and he brought nothing to drink.  He said -and I kid you not- "Give me a second, I'm still chewing on my Ding Dong".  The place went silent.  A few snickers.  We were all holding back laughter until Jeff Owens said, "That must hurt".  He might as well have shut his Bible at that point.  I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
Classic. I was there for that, too.  He lost the service at that point.
What year was that?  I was in night college for a couple of semesters.
Later in the 90's. 
 
prophet said:
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
GeneFrenkle said:
My all-time favorite is when Mike Fish brought snacks to the pulpit of evening college for an illustration.  He brought Devil Dogs, Ho-Ho's, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs. 

I understand he was trying to be light hearted, but he messed up badly.  The gist was comparing a Devil Dog to an immoral person.  A Ho-Ho was probably the same.  "Don't be a Twinky" should be obvious.  He took a bit of each then threw the other half to a staff member.  He threw the other Twinky to Jeff Owens and said, "Don't be a Twinky".

His mess up came when he took a bite of the Ding Dong and he brought nothing to drink.  He said -and I kid you not- "Give me a second, I'm still chewing on my Ding Dong".  The place went silent.  A few snickers.  We were all holding back laughter until Jeff Owens said, "That must hurt".  He might as well have shut his Bible at that point.  I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
Classic. I was there for that, too.  He lost the service at that point.
What year was that?  I was in night college for a couple of semesters.
Later in the 90's.
Missed it then, but the Fish was already known for his props.
 
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