IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

[16KJV11]

My boss just stopped by, grabbed me by the neck tie and told me if I didn't get back to work, he would end my work life.  I cried back: "Sir, You can't scare ME with the forum!"

Yes, but if he fires you, you'll have to drop those 6 City Baptist payments that you've been making for the last 12 years!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

The One-Eared Bandit is cruising the streets looking for slacker HACkers who are hanging out at McDonalds instead of posting on the forum. 

Part of me hopes he finds all those stinkin' deadbeat slackers.

 

[RAIDER]

I am south of the church now ... and it is getting dark ... and FINALLY someone from the college stops to offer me a ride ... Sigh ... It will be good to be home!

Too bad it was a female student.  75 demerits for you!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

My boss just stopped by, grabbed me by the neck tie and told me if I didn't get back to work, he would end my work life.  I cried back: "Sir, You can't scare ME with the forum!"

Yes, but if he fires you, you'll have to drop those 6 City Baptist payments that you've been making for the last 12 years!

I will just take out a personal loan, call my family and church back home and convince them to help support me support them.  They are so much more important than me.

 

[RAIDER]

Somebody spotted Danny Club on the Burr Street overpass with a radar gun, trying to catch you rebellious bus drivers driving 46MPH on your way to the Big Day at the Hammond Civic Center!

He also has a 1/2 dozen donuts sitting next to him.

 

[RAIDER]

My boss just stopped by, grabbed me by the neck tie and told me if I didn't get back to work, he would end my work life.  I cried back: "Sir, You can't scare ME with the forum!"

Pure poetry! 

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You might be a stinkin' deadbeat slacker if you promised to participate, but haven't posted on the big day.

 

[Mathew Ward]

Somebody spotted Danny Club on the Burr Street overpass with a radar gun, trying to catch you rebellious bus drivers driving 46MPH on your way to the Big Day at the Hammond Civic Center!

Any bus driver worth his salt ensures there is no governor on his bus so that he can maximize the pick up time and speed back to church. Because like Sammy "I can't drive 55"

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Somebody spotted Danny Club on the Burr Street overpass with a radar gun, trying to catch you rebellious bus drivers driving 46MPH on your way to the Big Day at the Hammond Civic Center!

He also has a 1/2 dozen donuts sitting next to him.

....and a light sabre.
(most comical memory of HAC - he started a video about bad bus drivers, but he had taped Star Wars over it)

 

[16KJV11]

The One-Eared Bandit is cruising the streets looking for slacker HACkers who are hanging out at McDonalds instead of posting on the forum. 

Part of me hopes he finds all those stinkin' deadbeat slackers.

One Eared bandit...that is bad, sooo bad....

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Patriotic was having issues at work.  Professionals had told her that she would never be able to post again.  Others had given up hope.  Every day for weeks on end I stopped by her IP and shouted into her ear:

YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!

Let the scoffers scoff.  I believe she will post again.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

The One-Eared Bandit is cruising the streets looking for slacker HACkers who are hanging out at McDonalds instead of posting on the forum. 

Part of me hopes he finds all those stinkin' deadbeat slackers.

One Eared bandit...that is bad, sooo bad....

Did he have another name?  ???

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Someone asked me when I was preparing for the Big Day: "Binaca Chugger, if we come to your forum, what program will you have for the teens?"  With stern voice and determined scowl, I told that heiffer: "I will have the same program for the teens that I have for all Christians - READING MY POSTS!"

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a stinkin' deadbeat slacker if you promised to participate, but haven't posted on the big day.

Where are all of these stinkin' clowns?  You can bet there will be a split chapel after this!!

 

[RAIDER]

Someone asked me when I was preparing for the Big Day: "Binaca Chugger, if we come to your forum, what program will you have for the teens?"  With stern voice and determined scowl, I told that heiffer: "I will have the same program for the teens that I have for all Christians - READING MY POSTS!"

You are simply on FIRE today!!

 

[Mathew Ward]

You might be a stinkin' deadbeat slacker if you promised to participate, but haven't posted on the big day.

I think Jesus mentioned them in Matthew 21:28-31

But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard. He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went. And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not. Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.

 

[RAIDER]

It takes three to thrive......morning, afternoon, and evening posting!

 

[RAIDER]

Don't ask me what the FFF can do for you, ask me what you can do for the FFF!!!

 

[Boomer]

Unfortunately, my bus broke down on the way to the BIG DAY.

NO EXCUSES!!!!!!

 

[RAIDER]

There's more education in the bathrooms of the HAC FFF than there are in all the other college forums combined!