IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

[Mathew Ward]

Where are all those who said don't make the big day on the weekend but make it on a week day?

I used a payphone to call back to RY.  I told him about my secret stash of Binaca.  He is headed to their dorms to poor a whole bottle down their snoring throat.

"The strength of the strongest becomes the possession of the weakest when the weakest learns to obey the strongest."

 

[Binaca Chugger]

"What is the worth of a post?"  Is it worth quitting your job to help RAIDER reach his numbers?  Is it worth foregoing a family reunion?  Is it worth a lack of sleep?  Is it worth skipping out on your wife for your anniversary?  Is it worth missing your child's birth?

if not - - - GET RIGHT WITH GAWD, YOU STINKIN' DEADBEAT!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I thought that Crown College Man, Boomer, was going for a ride-a-long?  Oh well, we don't need no stinkin' CCM in this thread.

HAAAAYMEN!

You can have your Crown and BJU crowd with their glass pulpits!

I'd rather live "Life In the Fishbowl."

 

[RAIDER]

"What is the worth of a post?"  Is it worth quitting your job to help RAIDER reach his numbers?  Is it worth foregoing a family reunion?  Is it worth a lack of sleep?  Is it worth skipping out on your wife for your anniversary?  Is it worth missing your child's birth?

if not - - - GET RIGHT WITH GAWD, YOU STINKIN' DEADBEAT!!

You are definitely a pearl of great price!

 

[Mathew Ward]

"What is the worth of a post?"  Is it worth quitting your job to help RAIDER reach his numbers?  Is it worth foregoing a family reunion?  Is it worth a lack of sleep?  Is it worth skipping out on your wife for your anniversary?  Is it worth missing your child's birth?

if not - - - GET RIGHT WITH GAWD, YOU STINKIN' DEADBEAT!!

You are definitely a pearl of great price!

The voice of one posting in the wilderness!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Why do I post?  Because "There is Treasure in the Forum."

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Where are the HACkers, you say?

I heard they went

Down by the river, to take a little walk.  They met up with the Devil, but then they must have lost.              sad.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Where are the HACkers, you say?

I heard they went

Down by the river, to take a little walk.  they met up with the Devil, but then they must have lost.              sad.

How the mighty have fallen. 

 

[Mathew Ward]

Where is Tom Brennan, you say?

I heard he went

Down by the river, to take a little walk.  He met up with the Devil, but then he must have lost.              sad.

How the mighty have fallen.

Tell it not in Gath...

 

[RAIDER]

Where is Tom Brennan, you say?

I heard he went

Down by the river, to take a little walk.  He met up with the Devil, but then he must have lost.              sad.

He took a little bacon and he took a little beans and he caught the bloody Hackers in a town in New Orleans!  Oops!  Wrong song!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Why do I post?

Because my grandpappy use to tell me, son, if your going to preach, CRY ALOUD!  SPARE NOT!  LLLIIIFT UP THY VOICE LIKE A TRRRRUUUMMMMPET!

 

[RAIDER]

And I can still see my daddy walking up to me while I was posting.  I can still smell the Binaca on his breath as he said, "Boy, if you're going to post then build the biggest thread on the FFF!"  This was followed by a size 13 boot knocking me off my chair and across the floor. 

 

[RAIDER]

What would a man give in exchange for a thread?

 

[Baptist Bishop]

Walking back from south Chicago ... because my bus captain forgot me and left me behind.  I am not afraid of the walk ... but I sure could use a ride if someone is in the area.

 

[Baptist Bishop]

I am south of the church now ... and it is getting dark ... and FINALLY someone from the college stops to offer me a ride ... Sigh ... It will be good to be home!

 

[Baptist Bishop]

Just found my bus captain in the dining hall ... he has the dumbest look on his face ... hey boss ... did you forget something?!?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

And I can still see my daddy walking up to me while I was posting.  I can still smell the Binaca on his breath as he said, "Boy, if you're going to post then build the biggest thread on the FFF!"  This was followed by a size 13 boot knocking me off my chair and across the floor.

I'm such a HACker, I have been to that bar and took a picture of the street corner.

 

[16KJV11]

I am south of the church now ... and it is getting dark ... and FINALLY someone from the college stops to offer me a ride ... Sigh ... It will be good to be home!

What, are you some kind of candy (bleeped) wimp that you can't handle a little walk in the dark, you sissy PUKE?

 

[16KJV11]

Somebody spotted Danny Club on the Burr Street overpass with a radar gun, trying to catch you rebellious bus drivers driving 46MPH on your way to the Big Day at the Hammond Civic Center!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

My boss just stopped by, grabbed me by the neck tie and told me if I didn't get back to work, he would end my work life.  I cried back: "Sir, You can't scare ME with the forum!"