IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

[RAIDER]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

I think you meant to say, "Hey, people jump off bridges to get AWAY from me."

Hey, I just asked her for a chapel date.  That bridge on Hacker Lake is small anyway.

Too small for "you know who".

Teri did get stuck between the rails one time.

 

[patriotic]

Good night. 

Don't forget to read my book.  You can get one copy of it for $30.  Two or more copies are $35 each. 

 

[RAIDER]

Good night. 

Don't forget to read my book.  You can get one copy of it for $30.  Two or more copies are $35 each.

I'll wait until you are handing them out free at your next conference.

 

[patriotic]

A precious elderly couple drove 12 hours to counsel with me.  What a blessing it was for me to be able to spend 2 minutes with them.

Will you sign my Bible?

If you come to see me I doubt I will have time.  I may be in your area for a FFF Alumni meeting.  You may have an opportunity at that time.  I always carry a Cross pen.

I'll come wearing my alumni blazer and pushing the office chair with the HAC crest. 

 

[RAIDER]

There are 56 minutes remaining in the Big Day.  I am going to step aside and see if any faithful workers show themselves.

 

[patriotic]

I just got a weather alert on my phone. 

Mind you the storm began 15 minutes ago. 

 

[patriotic]

There are 56 minutes remaining in the Big Day.  I am going to step aside and see if any faithful workers show themselves.

As will I. 

I - as always - am a submissive spirit. 

 

[IFB X-Files]

Well, the Civic Center is empty now.  The table and chairs have been put away, the computers moved out and the T1's disconnected.  The janitors are making a final run sweeping up the litter and cleaning up some spilled KY.  All in all a successful day.

I'm outside now, waiting for the night bus.  Then we'll take a final, lonely drive up to Great Lakes for memories, praying we can break down somewhere so we can have some stories to tell.

One day all the old HACker's will be gone.  Who will remain to carry on?  Nothing will ever be the same.  Nothing *IS* the same (sigh).

 

[qwerty]

I will be out at Memory Lane today to spend some time at the crypt of Bro. Hyles and thank him for this wonderful blessing.

 

[Still There]

Make sure you do a body search for all kids, don't want a knife shoved in your face.  Shew that was scarey. 

 

[Mathew Ward]

I will be out at Memory Lane today to spend some time at the crypt of Bro. Hyles and thank him for this wonderful blessing.

Let me know what time so that I can face Mecca, er Hammond during that time.

 

[16KJV11]

As Brother Hyles traveled up Halsted street and got his burden for the great Chicagoland area, so I will be perusing the liberal upstairs area of this FFF so that a fire will be kindled in my heart for all the lost liberal souls that wander aimlessly in the concrete jungles of the FFF.

 

[kaba]

Is there an alter for those of us who did not attend?

 

[Sherryh]

I went with my mom when I was Michigan to see The Lone Ranger. .....I was cheering and the people in front of me said please quite down ...well I said No we need him to run our country....they thought I was crazy....