IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

[16KJV11]

Oh my goodness! I totally forgot about the big day until just now! (I have been working, and other unimportant things)

- I am going to make up for it by individually posting (to boost numbers) the several steps of my repentance! 

I felt the crimson color of shame rising in my face as I entered the morning forum meeting late!

After the meeting, I will be called out to stand in front of everyone and apologize for shirking my duties!

And then, I will be required to spend EXTRA time visiting on my forum route!

I won't even be able to stop for lunch!

And I shall bear the title "Deadbeat" until such time as I can convince my division leader that I am truly dedicated to the cause!

A true PARIAH for the cause...
No sacrifice is too dear...children, wife, blood, all will be surrendered to the cause!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

We are at 150 posts at mid-afternoon.  There had better be some night forum riders that give us a boost!

Bro. Captain RAIDER,

I believe that 137 of those posts are not sure if they are really posted or not.  I believe we should repost them to give them assurance of postation (Which, would of course, double our numbers).

 

[Binaca Chugger]

No man, putting his hand to the keyboard, and looketh back, is fit for the kingdom of FFF.

 

[RAIDER]

We are at 150 posts at mid-afternoon.  There had better be some night forum riders that give us a boost!

Bro. Captain RAIDER,

I believe that 137 of those posts are not sure if they are really posted or not.  I believe we should repost them to give them assurance of postation (Which, would of course, double our numbers).

You had lost me until the "double our numbers" part.

 

[Boomer]

Alrighty then...I have to get back to work. I shall endeavor to return tonight to assist in the final push to get the numbers above the "Double Pentecost" level!!!!!


Carry on, my friends..........and Raider, I already baptized that kid 6 times today.......but go ahead and dunk him again. It COUNTS!!!!!

;D ;D ;D

 

[Binaca Chugger]

We are at 150 posts at mid-afternoon.  There had better be some night forum riders that give us a boost!

Bro. Captain RAIDER,

I believe that 137 of those posts are not sure if they are really posted or not.  I believe we should repost them to give them assurance of postation (Which, would of course, double our numbers).

You had lost me until the "double our numbers" part.

Has it been so long since you have found ways to increase your numbers?  "Have ye, also, gone away?"

 

[Mathew Ward]

I was asked how my posting went on the Big Day...I replied that I posted a small amount. To which my professor replied there are no small posts on the FFF Big Day.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

 

[Boomer]

We are at 150 posts at mid-afternoon.  There had better be some night forum riders that give us a boost!

Bro. Captain RAIDER,

I believe that 137 of those posts are not sure if they are really posted or not.  I believe we should repost them to give them assurance of postation (Which, would of course, double our numbers).

Whatever you do...No matter what the little posts believe or how confused they are....MAKE SURE YOU FILL OUT A CARD AND DUNK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RAIDER]

I was asked how my posting went on the Big Day...I replied that I posted a small amount. To which my professor replied there are no small posts on the FFF Big Day.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

YES!!!

 

[16KJV11]

We are at 150 posts at mid-afternoon.  There had better be some night forum riders that give us a boost!

Bro. Captain RAIDER,

I believe that 137 of those posts are not sure if they are really posted or not.  I believe we should repost them to give them assurance of postation (Which, would of course, double our numbers).

Just delegate the job to trusty, loyal DIVISION 5!
5, 5, 5, 5....

 

[Mathew Ward]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I would rather let the guilty go free than punish the innocent.  That is why I never punish anyone.  Unless they are not working tirelessly to boost my numbers to present to my leader.  Then, those deadbeats need a good thorough tongue-lashing.  I think some of these HACkers are going to be campussed for not boosting RAIDER's numbers.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I was asked how my posting went on the Big Day...I replied that I posted a small amount. To which my professor replied there are no small posts on the FFF Big Day.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

That's the stuff this forum was made of.

 

[RAIDER]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

That was so good that I wet myself a little bit!

 

[Mathew Ward]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

Of course this came after the well to do approached me about the FFF. I told them "I'LL TAKE THE HACKERS"

 

[16KJV11]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

And one of them found your cell phone and were shocked that you had pictures of RAIDER feverishly typing away on his computer, sweat pouring off his brow to which you exclaimed:
Look, I'm just a man who is the product of many other great men!

 

[Mathew Ward]

Patriotic was having issues at work.  Professionals had told her that she would never be able to post again.  Others had given up hope.  Every day for weeks on end I stopped by her IP and shouted into her ear:

YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!
YOU CAN PATRIOTIC, YOU CAN!

Let the scoffers scoff.  I believe she will post again.

But is your faith great enough to pray down the power on Teri so that she will post again?

Communicated with Teri earlier today.  Still refuses to join the FFF until she knows who owns it.  Stinkin' bag!!

Here is the answer.

I've been here for awhile now and have had no problems or evillll consequences from my participation.
I'm pretty sure Marty doesn't own the forum and FSSL could probably confirm that fact.

Paranoia aside, I guess this forum is the official FFF now...the other, other forum is almost dead now, in many ways. I appreciate the forum and those who operate and moderate it.

Thanks Tarheel...

No. Marty does not own the forum. In fact, it can be easily confirmed here: http://whois.domaintools.com/fundamentalforums.org

Compare with: http://www.freesundayschoollessons.org/about-us/authors/

The owner, me, is the third guy down in the bios.

 

[RAIDER]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

And one of them found your cell phone and were shocked that you had pictures of RAIDER feverishly typing away on his computer, sweat pouring off his brow to which you exclaimed:
Look, I'm just a man who is the product of many other great men!

Love it!!!!

 

[Mathew Ward]

The deacons came to me and told me they wanted to meet to discuss my posting on the FFF. I told them sure they could meet but I would not be there. They looked confused until I told them nobody has a say so in my posting!

And one of them found your cell phone and were shocked that you had pictures of RAIDER feverishly typing away on his computer, sweat pouring off his brow to which you exclaimed:
Look, I'm just a man who is the product of many other great men!

I think I will write a book "What Great Men Have Taught Me"

 

[lnf]

I’ve been working around the cess er…HAC Lake all day.  No one will step in goose poo on my watch! 

Don’t forget to pick up your parting gift after you turn in your final numbers.  Who can’t use another lovely down pillow, especially when it’s appliquéd with a bucket and a bow?

On a side note, I have it on good authority that you will be having roast goose at the Thanksgiving Banquet.