If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"I got an idea! Let's put a demerit slip in Sprunger's mailbox!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Sorry, Brother. I know you don't have supper tonight, but I have to keep this for now because I believe in Storehouse Tithing."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Dinosaurs might have been left off the ark but maybe the egg floated...

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We ain't ever gonna vote for no Democrat! I don't care who the Republican candidate is!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm gonna start my hair weave from the brow level!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, it's only fair we test out 'The Hot Seat'."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We are looking for a car that has 12 semesters' worth of HAC parking stickers along the back window."

"I think that VW Bug right there might be just the thing you are looking for!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Are you getting this? Chief can sleep standing up!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

In a reenactment of the Jonah story, Batman suddenly wished the props folks would have found a different species of fish than a shark.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"California is so liberal! Why they have pink beaches!"

 

[prophet]

"BURN 'EM!"

?

earnestly contend

 

[Smellin Coffee]

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"Since Dave's favorite food is green beans, Preacher made me eat the brussel sprouts and now I love them!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, once we pull this wall down, we've got ourselves a bridge!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yeah, I'm one of Preacher's bodyguards. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oooooh! Now that I got in the PA booth, I wonder what will happen when I turn up the volume when Preacher gets to screaming!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Of course I'm going to pastor someday! I wear clothes people want to imitate, my chair is on a raised platform and I like fried chicken!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Penguin stands in the Fellowship Hall after the evening service to preach to the deadbeats who waited 4 weeks before picking up their sermon cassettes.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Penguin stands in the Fellowship Hall after the evening service to preach to the deadbeats who waited 4 weeks before picking up their sermon cassettes.

Niiiiice!

 

[RAIDER]

"Folks in the hallway!!!!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"Folks in the hallway!!!!"

Niiiiice!!!