If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, sir. If you can match Russell's check, it is greatly appreciated!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If I can get out of this thing, I can use this hourglass in my next sermon. I'll title the sermon, 'Sweet Hour of Prayer'."

 

[RAIDER]

"Why does this chess piece make me think of Bohemian Rhapsody?"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Non-calendar celebrated events:

Preacher's birthday
Start of Christmas vacation
Anniversary of the day Batman moved to Hammond

It was postponed till 10:30pm on Saturday night when Batman got off his bus route, but the anniversary shindig went on!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

This may have been used earlier, or maybe not.......... "And loudly he cried, Ship Ahoy!"

 

[RAIDER]

"And loudly I cried, 'Ship Ahhhhhhhhhhhhoy!'".

Yes, BCH, it has been used before.  It is good to know that you are thinking like me. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"And loudly I cried, 'Ship Ahhhhhhhhhhhhoy!'".

Yes, BCH, it has been used before.  It is good to know that you are thinking like me. 

And getting another post or two out of it.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, I was thinking. Can I change my superhero name to RAIDER? After all, I have the 'R' on my suit already and we both look good in tights..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Peanut Butter and honey sandwiches again. Can't they put a bologna sandwich in the HAC Sack every once in a while?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If you wish to continue to work for me, you must sign this '100% for Wayne' pledge card."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"There is no door behind those curtains. But don't look, just trust me!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"BURN 'EM!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I looked up and saw a white horse. Its rider carried a bow, and a crown was placed on his head. He rode out to win many battles and gain the victory"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Good times during weekly Rapture Practice!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I said I wanted to see Indiana, not an Indian!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Let's calculate exactly how many people we witnessed to last week..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"How can she play the organ THAT fast?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Holy halitosis, Batman! A hands-free Binaca bong!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We got you now, Penguin. We just followed that putrid smell coming from that wicked Sin-gar you are smoking!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm so clever. I ate my banana without slicing it first."