If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yeah, the oatmeal in the gag-a-teria might taste like cardboard but these shakes from Liberty Square are a blessing!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Son, I must approve what you put under Preacher's door. I need to make sure it isn't a bomb and the KGB isn't using you."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Clyde Who?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"See, if we can get the bus in this lane over here, we can add another stop to pick up some more kids."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Alfred bemoans coming in second to John Olsen in "The Classiest Man Alive" competition.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, what do you mean I'm not as good as Rudy Atwood?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, I can't believe RAIDER hired ALL of us to be chaperones for his date tonight!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

And yet another bus breakdown leaves a captain in a Lurch...

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Perhaps "Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird," but I'm not Penguin!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I tried really hard, Batman, but I just can't play as fast as Mrs. Colsten!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Yes, after all these years I must admit the "Two verses per congregational song thing is finally getting to me."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"No Chief, this isn't a page from the missing . Wisdom Manual notes collection. This does not sound like Warren Wiersbe at all."

 

[RAIDER]

"And if we look closely we will see that Teri signed out exactly one hour before the Snickers were stolen!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"And if we look closely we will see that Teri signed out exactly one hour before the Snickers were stolen!"

But that does not allow her enough time to be present at the Pickle Factory pillaging.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

You're not getting my preacher.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

It was a matter of minutes when they were woken up in Soul-Winning in the New Testament Church class with the screeching of "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"

 

[RAIDER]

It was a matter of minutes when they were woken up in Soul-Winning in the New Testament Church class with the screeching of "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"

"Welcome to the Pastor's Study program!"

 

[Teri in NC]

It was a matter of minutes when they were woken up in Soul-Winning in the New Testament Church class with the screeching of "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!"

This has nothing to do with HACker and Batman....but ask someone under the age of 20 what those books appear to be.

They don't know what an encyclopedia is.

What??????

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Egghead realizes his Teen Soul-Winning team lost so he would be facing the Hot Seat.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"A blind date with RAIDER? Not even if I were blind!"