If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"And to think...HAC officials would consider MY outfit to be indecent! Humph!"

 

[Twisted]

Black Cats Matter!

 

[RAIDER]

"Hurry up and adjust the P.A.!  Preacher just asked us to turn up his treble."

 

[RAIDER]

"I willllllll noooooot use annnnnn NIV!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Stop bothering my, you idiot, I'm on hold on the Pastor's Study Prayer Line."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, I'm not so sure King James Day will be a big hit on the bus route this year."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

When HAC math meets politics.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Hang on, fellas. Russell Anderson's Cadillac can never catch up to us!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The Pastor's Study prayer line is about to close! I wish they would get off the dang phone so I can get my request in!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The "Banned Book" list meets the 21st Century.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I know we should be soul-winning but I gotta eat. Don't want to be seen eating in the restaurant by Brother Eddie!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Batman was proud his car produced as much exhaust as three college buses combined!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And not only will we buy Mrs. Hyles the gift, but will give her the fur coat as well."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"They put the church building on the hill in the pine thickets! How did they do that?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Who needs the mezza-rack?

 

[RAIDER]

"Imagine the damage this will do to the lovebirds canoe on Lake Hacker!!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Batman, don't look now but the end of that pickle has been bitten off!!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I think GoldGhoti Sunday is a great idea for the bus Fall Program!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Oh, how will they hear without a (street) preacher?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm thinking that "Queen" sounds like "Queer" and since Jesus is the only King, maybe chess should be banned along with Pit, Rook and Yahtzee!"