If Batman were a HACker

[RAIDER]

"Let's stand and give a warm HAC welcome to our chapel speaker, Jim Jorgenson!!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"Mr. are you Dr. Hyles?"

This one deserves a bump!

 

[patriotic]

"Like my Halloween costume? I dressed up like a student from Rasmussen's church in California."

This one made me laugh.  out.  loud.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"Like my Halloween costume? I dressed up like a student from Rasmussen's church in California."

This one made me laugh.  out.  loud.

This one keeps coming back to me.
SOOOOOOOO California HACker

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

maybe I already did this one. If so, it bears repeating....We don't laugh when it's funny; we laugh when PREACHER thinks it's funny.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"When our bugging devices get ruined, we check out the criminals' 3 x 5 Index Cards to see what they are plotting."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"That's what we can do! Make that baby cry as a disruption so Preacher has to kick the mom and baby out of the service!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Yes, folks. There IS a legitimate 3rd party candidate this election year!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, Robin. Because you grew up in Hammond, I've labeled all evil appliances for you so you know what you will preach against when you get into the ministry."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The Dynamic Duo awaits the last of the buses so they can get a full count for the big day.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"When I said I was looking for bus promotion pointers, this is not what I had in mind!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I'm very glad that the title of this tread is, "If Batman WERE a HACker." Grammatically correct. Your mom must be proud, Smellin'.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Bruce, you're louder than that yapping girl behind the Information Desk across the way!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman! You've discovered the "bus kid concoction" which is the right amount of Binaca it takes to persuade a 10-year old to ride a bus!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Waitin' on someone? Ya didn't expect to see a bat in the tunnel now, did you Bruce?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Excuse me sir, but if you were to die today, are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Clifford loved playing the evil "Pharaoh Faucet" in the UnderPuppy skits.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"This is the last time I will ever sing, 'I'll Fly Away'!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Ya might be '100% for Hyles' but I have the bigger button!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Richard, God is calling you to be a missionary to this country here."