If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman! You really think you can capture Preacher's magnetism with that thing?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If a cookbook can get Batman interested, imagine who we could attract with a giant copy of Strength and Beauty, like the copy you are holding!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"NO! The girls can't be doing the bunny hop around the tables at Pipes and Pizza!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Dear, it's technically not holding hands if I am wearing furry gloves."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oh man! Another one of his pop quizeeeezzz!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Brother, if you think you are going to set the world on fire, go ahead and go for it."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, I can't believe you have the guts to carjack Clyde!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Batman pranks Buckets and Bows...

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I think they put a Moldavian sandwich in my yesterday's HAC Sack!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm gonna get those Calvinists and replace their Total Depravity with Total Dehydration and see if they believe it was pre-ordained!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

This photo is used by HACkers everywhere to prove the Ecumenical Movement is taking over the world!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What? Batman is on the KGB hit list too?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And you add a drop of gold Binaca..."

 

[RAIDER]

"If I were a Hacker, and you were a lady..."

 

[RAIDER]

"That Teri was always a CF wannabe."

 

[RAIDER]

"If there are nothing but verseees and phraseees what will be come of my test?"

 

[RAIDER]

"Brother, if you think you are going to set the world on fire, go ahead and go for it."

Great!!

 

[RAIDER]

"If you are going to win the world you will have to switch to the Stacy Adams?"

 

[RAIDER]

"And loudly I cried, 'Ship Ahhhhhhhhhhhhoy!'".

 

[RAIDER]

"Please tell me there are 6 inches between us."