Halelujah!! God still answers prayer.Baptist City Holdout said:
The mental pix are bad enough.
Thank God for Michael Jordan, and his long shorts, amen.
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The mental pix are bad enough.
Thank God for Michael Jordan, and his long shorts, amen.
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YMBAH if....................... you revive the Purdue Ministry
Note: This is a picture of the old trolley car at Purdue.
Note: This is a picture of the old trolley car at Purdue.
YMBAH if......................... ou still say AMEN whenever a preacher mentions your home state in a sermon.
YMBAH if............... you get all excited about being Poster #100 on the OFFICIAL HACker Thread.
YMBAH if yu wonder if this street was named in honor of HACkers or a brand of beer.
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YMBAH if...
you decide to attach a GoPro camera to your new testament in case Elmer Towns and Tom Brennan decide to make a documentary about the World's Greatest Soulwinner.
you decide to attach a GoPro camera to your new testament in case Elmer Towns and Tom Brennan decide to make a documentary about the World's Greatest Soulwinner.
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Only because I followed your lead!
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YMBAH if................
your church runs 100 people and you announce your plans to purchase an old school and start a Bible college. You pass the offering plate and ask women to give their wedding rings.
your church runs 100 people and you announce your plans to purchase an old school and start a Bible college. You pass the offering plate and ask women to give their wedding rings.
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YMBAH if...
...you believe God would vote a straight Republican ticket...
...you believe God would vote a straight Republican ticket...
YMBAH if........You are the pastor of the church holding the ladies conference. You are to address the ladies for the final message. One hour before you are to preach you call your assistant pastor and tell him you have no idea what to preach and ask him if he has a message already prepared that he could use. The message receives rave reviews because of the preparation of your assistant. Your wife even thinks that it was your message but that assistant still knows. :
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fishinnut said:YMBAH if........You are the pastor of the church holding the ladies conference. You are to address the ladies for the final message. One hour before you are to preach you call your assistant pastor and tell him you have no idea what to preach and ask him if he has a message already prepared that he could use. The message receives rave reviews because of the preparation of your assistant. Your wife even thinks that it was your message but that assistant still knows. :
I lost you on that one.
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RAIDER said:fishinnut said:YMBAH if........You are the pastor of the church holding the ladies conference. You are to address the ladies for the final message. One hour before you are to preach you call your assistant pastor and tell him you have no idea what to preach and ask him if he has a message already prepared that he could use. The message receives rave reviews because of the preparation of your assistant. Your wife even thinks that it was your message but that assistant still knows. :
I lost you on that one.
He was probably giving testimony of a HACker preacher he knew, at least that is what I surmise.