The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...You have written a touching poem to your basketball hoop.

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...Every February 6, you make a pilgrimage to Memory Lane!

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...You visit the 'White Hen Pantry' in Munster to get a newspaper and coffee during your yearly pilgrimage to Memory Lane on February 6th!

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...You have your ladies decorate the ladies bathroom in blue denim and lace.l

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...You berate the bass members of your choir just for old times sake.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if...... you don't have a balcony in your church, but you do have a mezzanine.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

YMBAH if...you have a leftover bus goldfish you named Binaca...

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI if you bribe the kids of your church to write: I wuv you pweecher on Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and slide them under your door.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you still have a Shakeys menu from 1979.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you try using your Acti Card to get tickets to Bill Gaither.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you still write letters to Supreme Court Justices.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you still carry your Scofield Reference Bible to FBCH but now have no idea how to find the correct page.

 

[RAIDER]

BCH, I am blessed by your current posts.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

BCH, I am blessed by your current posts.

The old men have seen visions.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if the hallway at your Chrisian school runs east and west but you still install a South Hallway Desk.

 

[sword]

YMBAH

You have 26 members in an auditorum that seats 100, but you still have a East and West overflow room.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if your walk talks and your talk talks, but you talk louder about yourself than anything else.

 

[sword]

YMBAHI

Your whole church shows up to make boxed lunches to be sent to hurricane victums in the south.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAHI

Your whole church shows up to make boxed lunches to be sent to hurricane victums in the south.

And they're not worth a red cent if the don't all include a tract.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

To truly define a Hacker it would take volumes. Here's the short version - A Hacker is not just someone who attended Hyles-Anderson College, though one must attend Hyles-Anderson to be a Hacker. A Hacker is a student who swallowed everything HAC, hook, line, and sinker. A Hacker lost common sense somewhere along the line. A Hacker's top accomplishment is to "turn in" anyone who isn't living up to full Hackerhood. A true Hacker carries his traits far past graduation. There is so much more to share, but I hope these simple words are a blessing as we seek to understand this unique creature.

This is worth every one reading...... and re reading.