The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if the hallway at your Chrisian school runs east and west but you still install a South Hallway Desk.

Pure gold!!

 

[sword]

Your church provides you with a late model Cadillac Escalade, but you still refer to it as the church mail car.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

And those 47 pages, plus the hundreds of posts on the previous versions of this site, define a HACker.

You are welcome.

 

[Starlifter]

Your church is in the upscale part of an upscale suburb, but you still call it "The old church downtown."

 

[CONSPIRATOR]

YMBAH if you still read these posts and get offended.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you accidentally on purpose make an iron print in the yellow carpet of your foyer.

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI: You put black sound proofing squares in your auditorium, even if you don't need them.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you still read these posts and get offended.

That's a good one!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

That's a good one!

Never thought of that.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 50 and start a Bible Institute. Your first move.....you have College Days to invite prospective students from around the nation.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you pastor a church of 50 and start a Bible Institute. Your first move.....you have College Days to invite prospective students from around the nation.

Pure gold.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you believe the KGB was a perversion of the KJV.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you purchase a brand new car and refer to it as "Jezebel."

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAH if you purchase a brand new car and refer to it as "Jezebel."

Well, if it was a Dodge...

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if you purchase a brand new car and refer to it as "Jezebel."

Raider serves up only the best.

 

[Starlifter]

YMBAHI...
You ask God to give your bus ministry in Alabama exactly the same kind of bus you had back at HAC...
And God answers the request to a T...

 

[abcaines]

YMBAHI...
You ask God to give your bus ministry in Alabama exactly the same kind of bus you had back at HAC...
And God answers the request to a T...

A 1958 Chevy school bus with an inline six cylinder and three speed tranny.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

A 1958 Chevy school bus with an inline six cylinder and three speed tranny.

And He sends Sylvia in as a bonus!

 

[Starlifter]

A 1958 Chevy school bus with an inline six cylinder and three speed tranny.

HA! At Foothill Baptist Church in CA, we had a 1962 Chevy bus with exactly that configuration, along with no power steering or power brakes!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if you are pastoring a church in a rural area and there is a small 150 year old cemetery across the road. You petition the county to rename the cemetery "Memory Lane."