I think that's a transfer from the old Forum, but it's still sweet!
The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!
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RAIDER said:
Preserved and Inspired!
YMBAH if............ you find Turn Your Eyes upon Jesus in your hymnal, read the words, do not see, "It is our sincere prayer that because of the broadcast today you will find..." in the text and protest that some stinkin liberal has been messing with the original lyrics.
Baptist City Holdout said:
Explanation. On the radio broadcast of FBCH, when Bro. Hyles was in town to be the host, all life at the college would come to a standstill. Class, Diner, Dorm, Hall and listen. These words: ""It is our sincere prayer that because of the broadcast today you will find..." would immediately precede a clip of the choir singing, "That the things of earth will grow strangely dim in the light of His glory and grace."
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Baptist City Holdout said:
That's HACKER deeper-lifer right there!
Matthew1323 said:
That one came to me when I saw some of the lyrics on a Presbyterian church sign.
YMBA HACker........
if you are having ladies in your church sew culottes for teens from your church that are going to summer camp but who have never before worn them & who cannot find them in any store.
if you are having ladies in your church sew culottes for teens from your church that are going to summer camp but who have never before worn them & who cannot find them in any store.
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YMBAHI...
you believe that all the Cubs need is to hear an old-fashioned, leather-lunged, no-compromise IFB preacher to get them out of their recent losing ways!
Well, it should help to have Arrieta pitching and the Reds as their opponent tonight!
you believe that all the Cubs need is to hear an old-fashioned, leather-lunged, no-compromise IFB preacher to get them out of their recent losing ways!
Well, it should help to have Arrieta pitching and the Reds as their opponent tonight!
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Matthew1323 said:YMBAHI...
you believe that all the Cubs need is to hear an old-fashioned, leather-lunged, no-compromise IFB preacher to get them out of their recent losing ways!
Well, it should help to have Arrieta pitching and the Reds as their opponent tonight!
Arrieta must be a stinkin' HACKER! He gave up two runs in the 1st inning! I guess he was dozing during the pre-game preaching service?
Matthew1323 said:Matthew1323 said:YMBAHI...
you believe that all the Cubs need is to hear an old-fashioned, leather-lunged, no-compromise IFB preacher to get them out of their recent losing ways!
Well, it should help to have Arrieta pitching and the Reds as their opponent tonight!
Arrieta must be a stinkin' HACKER! He gave up two runs in the 1st inning! I guess he was dozing during the pre-game preaching service?
It's like the Cards get in their heads....sad week and a half until last night!
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Teri in NC said:Matthew1323 said:Matthew1323 said:YMBAHI...
you believe that all the Cubs need is to hear an old-fashioned, leather-lunged, no-compromise IFB preacher to get them out of their recent losing ways!
Well, it should help to have Arrieta pitching and the Reds as their opponent tonight!
Arrieta must be a stinkin' HACKER! He gave up two runs in the 1st inning! I guess he was dozing during the pre-game preaching service?
It's like the Cards get in their heads....sad week and a half until last night!
The Cardinals and Marlins both slowed the Cub's spectacular start! The Cards sweep was the start of the bad week of play. Let's pray for revival!
YMBAH if you have a dream about HAC where you walk in the men's room and there are thousands of urinals. You can't make this stuff up, folks.
