The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!
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prophet said:
RAIDER said:
and if you refer to one before asking a question.
YMBAH if you have the wording of the proposal to your wife.......
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YMBAHI...
...when your pastor says, "I've been thinking..." you yell a hearty "AMEN!" before he is able to finish his sentence.
...when your pastor says, "I've been thinking..." you yell a hearty "AMEN!" before he is able to finish his sentence.
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YMBAHI...
your preaching services are so long that they require a seventh inning stretch.
your preaching services are so long that they require a seventh inning stretch.
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YMBAHI...
during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."
during the seventh inning stretch at your preaching services you sing, "Take me out to the church house..."
Matthew1323 said:
buy me some CD's and sermon tapes...
I don't care if I ever come back.................Baptist City Holdout said:
fishinnut said:
Insert - Take me out to the crowd - where correct. Couldn't forget that!
For it's droop-droop-droop & they're drooling as the preacher puts them to sleep.fishinnut said:
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YMBAHI...
you focus all of your time and attention on other people's sins because you believe that they are worse than your own.
you focus all of your time and attention on other people's sins because you believe that they are worse than your own.
Matthew1323 said:
That's a You MUST Be A HACker If.....
YMBAH if..................
the jelly in your fridge is always.................... on the bottom shelf.
the jelly in your fridge is always.................... on the bottom shelf.
Baptist City Holdout said:
Good one, Roach!!!!