The Craziest Sermon I Have Ever Heard!

[Bruh]

Gomez telling everyone from the pulpit that his now wife was a virgin when they got married.

He bragged about that everywhere he went.  I felt sorry for the poor gal - her new husband MOG telling everyone about their sex life.  :-[

Their sex life........poor girl.

 

[RAIDER]

HAC Chapel.  Bob Gray spoke on the KJV.  Talked about the inerrant seed.  Proceeded to talk about human reproduction and the sperm of God birthing true Christians.  Other versions, of course, are the sperm of anti-God groups who are birthing two-fold children of hell.

Not only did he preach heresy - he displayed what a pervert these types are.

That sounds like a Schaap message!!

 

[RAIDER]

Then there was the Pastor's School sermon by Larry Brown where he preached against the violence in TV & illustrated how bad it was by smashing the screen of a TV on the platform at FBCH.

About 5 years ago I was at a tent meeting where Larry Brown was speaking.  The pastor asked him to preach this message.  During the congregational singing an older fellow was playing an electric guitar along with the piano.  I noticed the guitar was a beautiful Gibson hollow body.  It was worth some $$$$. 

During the preaching the guitar player sat by his wife directly in front of me.  His guitar had been placed in a stand on the platform.  When Brown started smashing the tv pieces were flying everywhere on the platform.  This guy started to come unglued.  He was concerned about his guitar getting damaged.  He would stand up and start to yell something and his wife would pull him down.  He got up to head up to the platform and again she pulled him down.  I had more fun watching this elderly couple than I did watching Larry Brown!

 

[16KJV11]

Then there was the Pastor's School sermon by Larry Brown where he preached against the violence in TV & illustrated how bad it was by smashing the screen of a TV on the platform at FBCH.

About 5 years ago I was at a tent meeting where Larry Brown was speaking.  The pastor asked him to preach this message.  During the congregational singing an older fellow was playing an electric guitar along with the piano.  I noticed the guitar was a beautiful Gibson hollow body.  It was worth some $$$$. 

During the preaching the guitar player sat by his wife directly in front of me.  His guitar had been placed in a stand on the platform.  When Brown started smashing the tv pieces were flying everywhere on the platform.  This guy started to come unglued.  He was concerned about his guitar getting damaged.  He would stand up and start to yell something and his wife would pull him down.  He got up to head up to the platform and again she pulled him down.  I had more fun watching this elderly couple than I did watching Larry Brown!

No doubt that the old guy was going 'forard' to try to hurt Bro. Brown!  8)

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

 

[prophet]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

 

[Bruh]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

 

[brainisengaged]

His initials were JFH and his name is on the college, right before Anderson's. And yes, he said this.  :-[

 

[Bruh]

His initials were JFH and his name is on the college, right before Anderson's. And yes, he said this.  :-[

Well, as long as he never acted on it,right?  Semellin. 

 

[RAIDER]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

Dr. Hyles was addressing how men and women think differently in many areas.  He was talking about how some men want their wife to think like them.  He said, "If you men want your wife to think like a man, you are mental homosexuals". 

 

[Bruh]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

Dr. Hyles was addressing how men and women think differently in many areas.  He was talking about how some men want their wife to think like them.  He said, "If you men want your wife to think like a man, you are mental homosexuals".

So, Smellin completely misunderstood what he was saying? 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

His initials were JFH and his name is on the college, right before Anderson's. And yes, he said this.  :-[

Well, as long as he never acted on it,right?  Semellin. 

LOL!  8)

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

HAC Daddy.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

Dr. Hyles was addressing how men and women think differently in many areas.  He was talking about how some men want their wife to think like them.  He said, "If you men want your wife to think like a man, you are mental homosexuals".

So, Smellin completely misunderstood what he was saying?

That's what happens when the HB punk you are sitting with spikes your Lord's Supper cup.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

How about 2.5 hours of watching bus kids walk across the platform?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

How about 2.5 hours of watching bus kids walk across the platform?

That got boring so they eventually had them baptized for entertainment.

 

[Bruh]

How about 2.5 hours of watching bus kids walk across the platform?

That's what happens when you have a desire for God as strong as The Great Dr. Jack Hyles. 

 

[RAIDER]

"All men are mental homosexuals." - the HACker's Founding Father

Ummm...Ok....

Somebody had daddy issues.

Anishinaabe

I have to ask, who said this?

Dr. Hyles was addressing how men and women think differently in many areas.  He was talking about how some men want their wife to think like them.  He said, "If you men want your wife to think like a man, you are mental homosexuals".

So, Smellin completely misunderstood what he was saying?

No, all Smellin posted was what he remembers being said.  He didn't give the reason for the comment. 

 

[CONSPIRATOR]

The Barney sermon that Tom mentioned.

How about "The Devil's Pool Party" by Grady? 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The Barney sermon that Tom mentioned.

How about "The Devil's Pool Party" by Grady?

I don't remember that message but I do recall something he said in class one day. He was talking about zeal and men going to set the world on fire. He then said to beware about doing that "because the devil will stand there and pee all over you".