Bwahahahahaha! I'll bet
that was an interesting sermon!
I wish Ransom would get involved in this thread. I'm not as witty as he is. Would love to see some of his quips!
Your assertions so far are unencumbered by even an elementary knowledge of the Scriptures. Since the Scriptures are our only source of knowledge of Christ and His work of Redemption, it's clear that you haven't taken His yoke upon you to learn of Him.
So it would be hard for me (no pun intended) to accept that one can be a Christian and a nudist.