If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

A Binaca toast for the winner of the Sword Drill.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Wait. You didn't say 'Board of the Lord'?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yowzers he is fast! Now I know why he is named 'Spark Rocket'!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So you are my enemy. What address do you want me to send you your Scofield Bible?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"You say you saw a guy in a trench coat?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I know Peddlar's Way has those Wisdom Manual notes. Now where are they?!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Of course I pass dress check, Batman, the same way you pass hair check."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes sir. I'm gonna be Brother Hooker for the Halloween Activity."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean you have no room for me in the Amen section?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yeah, Robin. The Barbers ARE banned. Their 12-year old family picture is here somewhere in the "Banned" Book..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, I will pray for the student whose hippy album was confiscated from the dorm bathroom."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Two Wongs don't make a white. I get it now!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"No Robin. I refuse to listen to gossip."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, when Brother Gomez is out for the day, it takes two of us to fill his teaching spot."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Enough said:

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

She doesn't laugh when she thinks it's funny, she laughs when Bro. Hyles thinks it's funny.

 

[RAIDER]

"So you are my enemy. What address do you want me to send you your Scofield Bible?"

Gold, I tell you, pure gold! 

 

[RAIDER]

"And they think I'm going to wear band aids!!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

You're not taking my spot in the chapel skit!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Batman always had a hard time with the lyrics to the third verse of, "Everything's All Right in My Father's House." Robin to the rescue!