If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes sir, Master Grayson did find the end of his pickle had been bitten off."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"This is how girls who tell on their Supe get silenced!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, I can tell you used the gold Binaca instead of the green!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The football is chartreuse, I tell you!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"RAIDER goes missing. Maybe he is out trying to find a barber who can do the two-hair weave."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We're late for church! I gotta hear Preacher call my name because I am scheduled to be on the Sermon Tape Deadbeat list tonight!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"...and so I met the guide in the white coat by the pillar after the service..."

 

[RAIDER]

"Those filthy Fairhaven students have replaced the statue of our founder!!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Robin, one day we will be able to drive that mail car!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Now that was some skit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RAIDER]

"Now where's that worthless, panty-waste Lone Soul Winner?"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Well, we only got 174 on the 96 passenger bus, but we'll do better next time.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And this is where we hide the unlock for the tunnel door."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Blind loyalty - when you go on even when you can't see out of your eye mask.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So THAT'S how security guards and superheroes stay awake on the night shift!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Sir, we would like to go soul-winning where no man has gone before."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I can't believe Preacher signed my Bible! He actually touched my Bible!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm tellin' ya, Boss. Brother Combs got his notes either from Warren Wiersbe or the Incas. Gotta find out which."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And here are the plans for the balcony remodel. And make sure they don't start until AFTER the church vote next time!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I did more than press toward the mark...I hit it!"