Torrent v.3 said:
He does like gossipp, but he also likes to start threads that he knows will generate a lot of replies, so he can spend his days and nights online and not get out and get involved in people's lives. Yes, I know he probably goes soul winning, but there is so much more to life than knocking on doors and cramming the gospel down people's throats then retreating to the quiet comfortable house.
Yeah, all his threads fall into just a few categories. But my favorites go like this:
TROLL: "Last night a Christian woman wearing attractive clothing was raped. Thoughts?"
REPLY: "It doesn't matter what she was wearing, the man is..."
TROLL: "What if she was wearing stiletto high heels, fishnet stockings, miniskirt and tube top?"
REPLY: "That's not really the issue because..."
TROLL: "What if she had just gotten off work at the strip club where she gave the guy a lap dance and encouraged a sexual encounter later?"
REPLY: "Well, now that's a little..."
TROLL: "And she was really a witch, who wanted to lure him into a dark area to cut out his heart and eat it?"
REPLY: "What the..."
TROLL: "And what if she was a member of Al Qaeda, too? You see? I knew you freebirds would come to her defense. I WIN!!! I am He-Man, The Righteous with my sidekick He-Boy, The Useful, who I trot out whenever I need to do some damage control on my reputation as a self-righteous troll!"
"I am Invincible! Not even Vince can defeat me! And to prove it, here's some lengthy commentary"
(Insert lengthy boring irrelevant quote from a commentary.)