He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

[RAIDER]

I have tried not to start threads on this FFF that I previously started on the old FFF.  I felt like most of them were already fully developed.  I have decided to break my rule and start this thread.  We had a lot of fun with it on the old FFF, and I believe there are more posts to be entered. 

*As always, one thought per post.  Remember, it's all about the numbers!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Children bribe HIM to ride their bus to church.

 

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He can keep pants on a funnel.

 

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He can cure clinical depression with ginger snaps.

 

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When he walks the neighborhood in prayer, the pine thickets grow around him.

 

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Instead of pennies under his door given by children, he receives C-notes from adults.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

His talk talks louder than his walk talks.

 

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He once swallowed a swordfish on the bus route.

 

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His postal car is an SUV.

 

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A basketball pole once wrote a poem about him.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He once left Geraldine and Ricky speechless.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He cannot baptize because the waters part when he steps into the pool.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He held a revival service where the entire choir got saved.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He tells his listeners to actually look in their Bibles when he preaches. 

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He once protected his bodyguards from an angry man in the alley.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He once won someone to Christ while passing out the tract The Greeks Path to Nirvana.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The sheaves bring him in.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He actually plans on saying the word "Good-bye" in glory someday.

 

[RAIDER]

Smellin, it's like Fresh Oil!!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

A horse once gave him an honorary doctorate.