He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

His shirts come out of the dryer ironed and starched.
 
He is left handed......and right handed.
 
When he mails a letter the post office pays him.
 
The Catholics often question him just because they find him interesting.
 
On every continent in the world there is a church named after him.
 
His hands feel like the cover of a Scofield Reference Bible.
 
Critics refuse to criticize him purely out of respect.
 
His business cards simply say, "I'll call you".
 
He has won the lifetime Sword of the Lord Award....twice.
 
If he were to call you down from the pulpit you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
 
He has preached a sermon in every language, including three that he only speaks.
 
He tithes an astonishing 110%.
 
Once while walking from the back of the auditorium to the pulpit, he found a short cut.
 
Beggars on the street give him a tithe.
 
When he buys a new pair of Stacey Adams they immediately increase in value.
 
His Assistant Pastor has an Assistant Pastor.
 
Cars out of respect don't run out of gas when he drives them.
 
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