He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

Smellin Coffee said:
He actually plans on saying the word "Good-bye" in glory someday.
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Classic!!  :)
 
His wife's nightgown is made of blue denim and lace.
 
I actually heard one of the commercials on the radio yesterday and I had to laugh - He once won a dog show....with a werewolf.  :)
 
Smellin Coffee said:
His wife's nightgown is made of blue denim and lace.
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You've gone old school on us!!  :)
 
He receives a standing ovation when he enters McDonalds.
 
They actually renamed his hometown Baptist City.
 
He calls random numbers and they all answer, "Hello, this is Krincy".
 
He doesn't have to ask for his poetry to be pardoned.
 
His best selling book was "What I Taught Great Men".
 
He is a completer.....without a woman.
 
He once started a city-wide revival...by reading the announcements.
 
He once preached "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" to 100,000 people just by thinking about it.
 
He doesn't preach sermons; sermons preach him.
 
He once knocked over 4 microphone stands without leaving the pulpit.
 
His double-breasted suits are triple-breasted.
 
His oil is neither fresh, nor oil.
 
He once bombed a sermon....just to see how it feels.
 
His thick rimmed glasses alone have experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
 
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