He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

The only thing he hates more than a standing ovation................well, he has never received anything but a standing ovation.
 
After graduating from HAC he was invited back to speak in chapel.  After the first time speaking in chapel, the phrase "second coming" took on a whole new meaning.
 
Route_70 said:
Whenever he violates a rule someone else receives his demerits.
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When he violates the rule, the rule gets changed.
 
Instead of a high school diploma he was given an honorary doctorate degree.
 
Not having a HS diploma won't hinder him when he applies for work, because he doesn't apply for work.  Work applies to him.
 
When he holds a ladies' purse he looks manly.
 
Teri in NC said:
He lets bus kids write words on HIS forehead. 
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1.  He isn't so naive as to believe everything he is told.

2.  He is the only Hacker to ever have over 200 riders on a single bus!  [May 12, 1974 -- 206 riders + driver + bus secretary + himself = 209 total!]

3.  Bus workers were required at that time to write the bus route number on the rider's hands -- in his case, he figured that the biblical injunction "palm of hand or forehead" applied!"

[He was such an awesome bus captain that his bus was nicknamed "The Beast!"]
 
Route_70 said:
Teri in NC said:
He lets bus kids write words on HIS forehead. 
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1.  He isn't so naive as to believe everything he is told.

2.  He is the only Hacker to every put over 200 riders on a single bus!  [May 12, 1974 -- 206 riders + driver + bus secretary + himself = 209 total!]

3.  Bus workers were required at that time to write the bus route number on the rider's hands -- in his case, he figured that the biblical injunction "palm of hand or forehead" applied!"

[He was such an awesome bus captain that his bus was nicknamed "The Beast!"]
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You have 92 posts; 5 standing ovations, but yet what could have been at least FOUR posts turned out to be just one!
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
You have 92 posts; 5 standing ovations, but yet what could have been at least FOUR posts turned out to be just one!
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SHE is my Rosie O'Donnell!
 
Route_70 said:
Teri in NC said:
He lets bus kids write words on HIS forehead. 
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1.  He isn't so naive as to believe everything he is told.

2.  He is the only Hacker to ever have over 200 riders on a single bus!  [May 12, 1974 -- 206 riders + driver + bus secretary + himself = 209 total!]

3.  Bus workers were required at that time to write the bus route number on the rider's hands -- in his case, he figured that the biblical injunction "palm of hand or forehead" applied!"

[He was such an awesome bus captain that his bus was nicknamed "The Beast!"]
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Exactly what number started with the letters that some beast wrote????????
 
On his first day as a freshmen, his parents received a telephone call from Dr. Hyles encouraging them to write HIM a letter of appreciation, thanking HIM for all that HE had done for them.
 
At commencement, HE wore the white robe and his wife wore red one.
 
Florsheim came out with a special edition wing-tip shoe called "The Most Interesting Hacker in the World" in his honor.
 
At Sunday evening service, the choir entered, followed by Dr. Hyles and his yes men; then everyone waited patiently until HE arrived and took his seat.
 
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