He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

[RAIDER]

If he ever gave you directions you would never get lost.............and you would arrive 5 minutes early.

 

[rsc2a]

If he could possibility give you wrong directions, you'd still get to the right place and faster than with the right ones.

 

[RAIDER]

If he could possibility give you wrong directions, you'd still get to the right place and faster than with the right ones.

Nicely done!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

He never sings, "When You're Up You're Up, and When You're Down You're Down." It's always, "When You're Up You're Up, and When You're Up You're Up."

 

[TidesofTruth]

He never sings, "When You're Up You're Up, and When You're Down You're Down." It's always, "When You're Up You're Up, and When You're Up You're Up."

And when you're only half way up you are a dirty stinking compromiser.

 

[RAIDER]

He has been known to cure depression just by walking in a room.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He has been known to cure depression just by walking in a room.

...with oatmeal raisin cookies.

 

[RAIDER]

He has been known to cure depression just by walking in a room.

...with oatmeal raisin cookies.

For a normal man, maybe.  For him, he just walks into a room empty handed.

 

[rsc2a]

He's been known to cure depression just be walking by a room.

 

[RAIDER]

He once moved to Minnesota for 6 months.  The states economy grew by 62.5%.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

He has been known to cure depression just by walking in a room.

...with oatmeal raisin cookies.

For a normal man, maybe.  For him, he just walks into a room empty handed.

But the typical HACker finds the magic in chocolate chips.

 

[RAIDER]

He has been known to cure depression just by walking in a room.

...with oatmeal raisin cookies.

For a normal man, maybe.  For him, he just walks into a room empty handed.

But the typical HACker finds the magic in chocolate chips.

Point well taken. 

 

[Binaca Chugger]

JH sings to him:  "...My disposition depends on you..."

 

[patriotic]

During the Question & Answer session, he doesn't take questions from the floor. He just points and answers and knows when to "burn 'em"!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

He uses the Wordless Book to lead people to the Lord................. in the Blind Department.

 

[RAIDER]

During the Q&A session he points at people and yells, "Sit down!" before they ever stand up.

 

[Route_70]

He was elected Mr. Hylander while still in high school.

 

[Route_70]

Most Bible scholars agree: He wrote the book of Hebrews.

 

[Route_70]

He gave Dr. Hyles demerits for clearing his throat during a sermon.

 

[Route_70]

Dr. Hyles picks him up from the airport when he returns to campus after Christmas break.