He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

When he was born doctors noticed that he had already been circumcised!
 
The college staff, including Dr. Hyles, line up outside his dorm room after church to ask his advice.
 
As a child on a big day he once baptized 250.....in a kiddie pool!
 
He once served watermelon at Cabrini Green for a big day.  Everyone waited in a single file line.
 
He once caught the Loch Ness Monster with a cane pole.....and threw it back.
 
If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would.
 
He wears nothing but 100% cotton shirts.....and they never wrinkle. 
 
His very scent is a termite repellent.
 
RAIDER said:
He once served watermelon at Cabrini Green for a big day.  Everyone waited in a single file line.

He received a medal from the NAACP for his efforts.
 
The powers that be are constantly trying to rename the college in his honor, but in his humility he always declines the offer.
 
He is left handed........and right handed.
 
His bus kids are so excited about riding his bus that they have their parents drive them to the bus barn so that they can be on the bus before he even starts.
 
Whenever he violates a rule someone else receives his demerits.
 
He one had a record breaking big day................at the bus barn.
 
As a bus promotion he advertises that he, himself will ride the bus.
 
He waits for the commotion in chapel to die down before entering, upon which everyone on the platform stands and claps and whistles.
 
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