You might have a big church if.....

...your parking lot is so big your pastor can't find a spot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVX-aQDPH8
 
YMHABC if............

your deacon board numbers more than the total attendance of 1/2 of the churches in town.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMHABC if............... you have accidentally torn down more buildings than FBCH.
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I don't know, Holdout. I don't think that anybody can qualify.


Other than the United States Air Force.
 
You might have a big church if.....

the CEO of the 2nd largest airline company in the world is invited to speak to your staff on team building.
 
You print your own Bibles...




...with photographs of the staff inside.
 
You might have a big church if.....

there are more people getting baptized each week in the choir at your church than the average church has in attendance.

 
You might have a big church if.....

your next satellite/church plant will be in  Hawaii & your pastor on the mainland.
 
Vince Massi said:
You print your own Bibles...




...with photographs of the staff inside.
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There is probably more truth to this than meets the eye.  :)
 
RAIDER said:
Vince Massi said:
You print your own Bibles...




...with photographs of the staff inside.

I still have my HAC large-print Bible with the pictures of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard inside.
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There is probably more truth to this than meets the eye.  :)
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Vince Massi said:
RAIDER said:
Vince Massi said:
You print your own Bibles...




...with photographs of the staff inside.

I still have my HAC large-print Bible with the pictures of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard inside.
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There is probably more truth to this than meets the eye.  :)
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Bingo!!
 
"I still have my HAC large-print Bible with the pictures of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard inside."

King James Version, by the way.
 
Vince Massi said:
"I still have my HAC large-print Bible with the pictures of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard inside."

King James Version, by the way.
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Didn't you just post that 2 posts ago?
 
RAIDER said:
Vince Massi said:
"I still have my HAC large-print Bible with the pictures of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard inside."

King James Version, by the way.
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Didn't you just post that 2 posts ago?
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Yes.  Vinny posts some interesting contradictions.
 
YMHABCI...
Someone could embezzle hundreds of thousands of dollars and nobody would notice it.
 
Ha! You two are jealous because you don't have photos of Dave and Jim in your KJVs.
 
You might have a big church if.....

you have 6 Christmas eve services planned ..........................and you are asking for RSVP's online to better plan for the crowds.
 
fishinnut said:
You might have a big church if.....

you have 6 Christmas eve services planned ..........................and you are asking for RSVP's online to better plan for the crowds.
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.....and you are selling tickets.
 
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