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[16KJV11]

We attended a youth rally today.  Was good to see my oldest son visit the alter all by himself after the service.  I am praying for him to be tender hearted to the Lord.  Things have been very challenging with him in our home of late.

 

[prophet]

We attended a youth rally today.  Was good to see my oldest son visit the alter all by himself after the service.  I am praying for him to be tender hearted to the Lord.  Things have been very challenging with him in our home of late.

The alter, in the NT church, is in the heart of the believer...

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[16KJV11]

We attended a youth rally today.  Was good to see my oldest son visit the alter all by himself after the service.  I am praying for him to be tender hearted to the Lord.  Things have been very challenging with him in our home of late.

The alter, in the NT church, is in the heart of the believer...

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And that is exactly where I am hoping that my son finds the Lord.

 

[16KJV11]

PFFFT AND DOUBLE PFFFFFFFT to TWISTED!!!!

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

While licking on an ice cream cone.

And Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge;

And Ford, and Chevrolet, and Dodge.

I love the stately Empire State,

And San Francisco?s Golden Gate.

I love St. Loius' friendly arch.

The Statue of Liberty's burning torch

The Washington Monument's prickly goad

And Colorado's trail ridge road.

I love "My Country, Tis of Thee,"

Oh, blessed land of liberty.

Long may our glorious land be bright,

With freedom's wondrous holy light,

Protect us by Thy matchless might.

I love to stand with hand o'er heart

And think of those who did their part,

Who left a mom a lone gold star,

Whose bodies rest 'neath fields afar.

I love New England's rolling farms,

Its quaint decor and blushing charms.

 

[16KJV11]

PFFFT AND DOUBLE PFFFFFFFT to TWISTED!!!!

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

While licking on an ice cream cone.

And Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge;

And Ford, and Chevrolet, and Dodge.

I love the stately Empire State,

And San Francisco?s Golden Gate.

I love St. Loius' friendly arch.

The Statue of Liberty's burning torch

The Washington Monument's prickly goad

And Colorado's trail ridge road.

I love "My Country, Tis of Thee,"

Oh, blessed land of liberty.

Long may our glorious land be bright,

With freedom's wondrous holy light,

Protect us by Thy matchless might.

I love to stand with hand o'er heart

And think of those who did their part,

Who left a mom a lone gold star,

Whose bodies rest 'neath fields afar.

I love New England's rolling farms,

Its quaint decor and blushing charms.

I love the azalea's freshened blooms,

 

[16KJV11]

I'm going off the grid for a week's forum/TV fast...  See y'all in a week.  :-\

 

[Twisted]

I'm going off the grid for a week's forum/TV fast...  See y'all in a week.  :-\

Who will give me my meds?

 

[Twisted]

Missing 16KJV11 already.

 

[Twisted]

..

 

[Twisted]

I'm going off the grid for a week's forum/TV fast...  See y'all in a week.  :-\

Surely he's trolling.

 

[Twisted]

Maybe he's at the Sunbeam factory?

 

[Twisted]

Trying to bring the brand back?

 

[Twisted]

Lonely....

 

[Twisted]

...here in the ward.

 

[Twisted]

When the door opens, who will be the preacher today?

 

[Twisted]

When the door opens, who will be the preacher today?

<groan>  Dr, Phil.....again.

 

[Twisted]

Monday.....pudding day.

 

[Twisted]

Tuesday....spinach day.

 

[16KJV11]

Well, the Boy Scouts are no longer the 'Boy' Scouts, but they will just be called 'Scouts'...
The 'chickafication' of America continues and gathers steam!

 

[Twisted]

Well, the Boy Scouts are no longer the 'Boy' Scouts, but they will just be called 'Scouts'...
The 'chickafication' of America continues and gathers steam!

He's back!

The "fast" is over!